David

[Dakota The Astrowolf @DakotaAstroWolf]

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

We used to be a proper country.

[nuel @c68ty]

Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals he built a smoking tent outside his Capitol office to bypass laws and negotiate deals with lawmakers

"The law says that you have to be 20 feet away from the building."

"I have an atrium where my office is, and we have measured 20 feet away from the building from each side of this atrium. And we're building a tent. We built a tent that is big enough so we can have inside meetings and everything like that, and we're going to smoke our cigars in there."

"They sent me a bill to forbid smoking in a smoking tent. And so, of course, I didn't sign it. I vetoed it."

"Democrats and other legislators came down and asked me, begged me, 'Can I come down and smoke?' And that's how I got most of my deals done."

"They came down to smoke, and we found something in common, which is smoking. We smoked our stogies, took our jackets off, took our ties off, and we were sitting there and saying, 'What are you working on?'"

"And so we started working together, and I was able to sign more of their legislation because they were not stubborn about how they wrote the legislation. We got a lot of things done because of the smoking tent."

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

[F. Scott Fitz Spooky @FScottFitzJesse]

Sorry, kids. I can’t make you a sandwich, because I worked at Jimmy John’s three years ago and I’m still under a non-compete agreement.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

GPD's social media team explaining to our legal department why we are sassy and why we should be allowed to post some more edgy content.

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Blue collar workers will never understand what it's like to use authenticator to login

[Chip Grubb @Hokiechip]

There was only one way to end the Grand Ole Opry's tribute to Dolly Saturday night...Dang allergies.

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

The European mind can't comprehend this

[TheGrandeTop10 ꕤ @TheGrandeTop10]

Dolly Parton becomes the only artist in history to occupy the entire Top 10 of US iTunes with different songs 🩶

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

A magnificent shot of the partial lunar eclipse in Sauk City, Wisconsin

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.

Dolly was a global cultural icon whose seven-decade career reached generations of fans. Beyond entertainment, Dolly leaves a significant philanthropic legacy through the Dollywood Foundation and Imagination Library, which has provided hundreds of millions of books to children worldwide.

At Nine-Two-Five tonight, we celebrate her and her legacy 💖

[yelcat @yelcat2]

Marco Rubio finds out he has to be Dolly Parton now. RIP Queen.

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).