David Aaron

Some people pronounce my first name ‘Deedah’. Some people, as in, me as a child.

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

What is the worst airline and why is American Airlines

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He’s eating a hot dog under there.
@ITYSL_memes

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how did this work 😭

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

It does both, he was there yesterday.

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[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Francis Ngannou accidentally broke a shop door this past weekend after he attempted to push a pull door.

The owner was originally angry at the former UFC heavyweight champion before posing for a photo with him after Ngannou covered the costs for a new door.

What a story. 🤣😁

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

DeSantis looks like the sex doll of Dennis on Always Sunny

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When you finally find the guy that keeps getting you charged with burglary, assault, harassment and disorderly conduct

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@ITYSL_memes

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there's too much fuckin shit on me I can't breathe

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China put their whole Artificial Intelligussy into this one

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My gym’s old as fuck they have this machine

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Secretly vaping at my desk

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

When all your friends are making fun of you in the group chat and everything they say is true so you just gotta stand there like:

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Eminem as a journalist:

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@RobJustJokin Late 30s would like a word

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@realhomechef can you include recipe cards for all the meals in an order? And include calorie info on the card? Thanks

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@RobJustJokin Elephanté slaps

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@RobJustJokin Congrats dude - You’re gonna kill it for sure

[KerrBear 🪷 @MPLSKerrBear]

The party that is sponsoring a bill in TN to legalize child marriage wants you to believe it’s the LGTBQ community that is a danger to your children. 🤡

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

Pray for my Postmates delivery guy y’all. Nothings wrong with him he just went back to pick up half my order that the restaurant forgot

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

My parents used to force me to carry around a pager so they could get a hold of me. My mom would page me with ‘911’ and I’d call her back and ask me something like ‘do you want ravioli for dinner?’

[David Aaron @davidsonpoint]

Why’s my grandma texting me the equation from Good Will Hunting lmaooooo