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@5yntax_Err0r Why did that rule not apply for James Trafford who the Toon agreed to buy for £28m from Burnley only for Man City to match price and off he went to them due to a clause in his contract situation?

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@PolitlcsUK The Labour government strike again. There are approximately 4,500 tanning shops in the UK currently employing between 10,000 - 13,000 staff (grok).

HMRC tax income lost and unemployment benefits increase exponentially 🤪

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@TomK_Brit1993 He’s as wooden as Pinocchio’s leg.

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@ailodieraP Working royal my arse. He is a ginger fuckwit who sold out his family and his country for Markle the two bob slapper. That lass has had more Roger’s than a police radio and it’s only a matter of time before she goes for the divorce and lucrative book deal.👍

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@Eman_8282 Heat.

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@FBLowdown @MagpieChannel_ An abomination of a shirt which looks like it’s been designed by a 14 year old work experience student with ADHD to pad out his day.

I suspect the Adidas design team got distracted by focussing on organising either a jumble sale or a tombola draw as there can be no other reason.

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@MagpieMediaX I assume the offer would be a specialist sick bed as he is always injured. He’s up there with Marcelino for injury FFS.

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@MeghansMole A two bob slapper who has had more Roger’s than a police radio 👍

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@Magpie24_7 After the West Ham game Nick Pope went to put his head in his hands and missed 😀

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@MeghansMole She manages to make everything she wears look like a crumpled bag. You couldn’t bend wire her shape 👍

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Wee Nippy and her husbands understanding of what SNP stood for is ‘Snatching, Nicking and Pinching’ members funds for themselves.

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@cricket_Stats05 @grok He wanted to make sure no fingerprints were left behind for the police as he climbed back out of the window of the primary school dormitory 👍

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@piersmorgan Piers unlucky son. If you want the Gabriel penalty miss ball back then DM me as it has just landed in my garden in Northumberland 😆

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@unreMARKLEble Markle is a two bob slapper. She’s had more cocks than Davey Crockett’s rifle at the battle of the Alamo . Strong suspicion that bulge has been caused by swallowing Marcus’s sausage 🤔

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@MeghansMole Markle is a two bob slapper who has had more Roger’s than a police radio. Her and the ginger bellend wanted privacy and never fucking shut up.

Thank Christ, William & Catherine inherit the throne 👑

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@Magpie24_7 No it’s not. It’s a preseason friendly in Scotland. Who in their right mind believes the Toon would expect the home fans to get to Edinburgh for each home match. The logistics of a crap rail network and a single carriageway on the AI through most of Northumberland negate that.

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@JuliaHB1 The Labour government are currently chopping your balls off with high taxation and now to get through to HMRC to query it, you have chop your cock off. Keir Starmer the testical harmer 👍

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@RachelReevesMP Rachel any chance of some tickets to get into parliament? Kids love clowns and the place is full of them. No need for a reduction of vat on the children’s menu as they can eat the MPs subsidised menu which is even cheaper. Chance for them to taste caviar and foie gras 👍

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@CraigHope_DM Craig it doesn’t.

Leazes Terrace is a Grade I listed building. Built c. 1829–1834 by Richard Grainger and Thomas Oliver in a classical Georgian style, it is one of the finest examples of terraced housing in the country.
• It sits within the Leazes Conservation Area,

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@NUFCgallowgate It’s a concept design from an Architecture student probably for a final year show. The big clue is the Northumbria University logo embedded within the image. Craig Hope at the Daily Mail has been sold a dummy.