switzerland

ever growing. 29 y/o prolly playing w internet money.

[switzerland @davidsumn]

Rather prove it to myself before I prove to you.

[spicytunasauce @spicytunasauce]

if ur vague enough, people fill in the blanks for u with who they are

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

my heart is a machine that forgives people who arent sorry they hurt me

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Before the internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. we suspected of course but now we have proof

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

Being boring and genuine is way cooler than being performative

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I get so fucked up and Want to Operate Heavy Machinery Like Please let me drive a Boat Right Now

[Beau Nurr II @pantstent]

The biggest lie I’ve ever been told is your life is over after one DUI

[J @palevvar]

no worse feeling than someone talking to you when you dgaf

[Hi Power @exhi1arate]

Pimps don’t commit suicide

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

“people you may know” and it’s quagmire from family guy

[lynk @lynk0x]

Everybody wants to win until they realize how many losses it takes to win.

[switzerland @davidsumn]

fuck yes

[☆ @heykizuna]

Be honest:

would y’all keep tweeting with 0 likes?

[sociopathchan @sociopathchan]

someone could spike my drink and i’d be fine because of all the date rape drugs i’ve consumed

[switzerland @davidsumn]

@venderd0_3 eyes closed jsut swangin

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[old memory @old_memory]

yes

[Tree @ATree_Official]

have some oxygen

[moi @moidotdigital]

The lion ignores his heart palpitations and continues to abuse stimulants

[Ryan @Ryhaaaam]

How the hell do you make friends in your city at 27 with no hobbies

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music