David Tanory

[Him. @JonWas_Here]

One thing Publix is gonna do, is put a mother of the church behind the sandwich counter. Take 45 minutes to get a simple sub

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

If wrestling is fake, explain this

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Why Construction Takes So Long

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football:

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! She would stand in front of me with a belt in her hand.

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

okay how do you turn it off

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Dad did nothing wrong.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

ME:

[David Tanory @davidtanory]

@ShawnEngine putter from the tee box?

[moesha @yunclesage]

I will never be a cocomelon parent you gone sit here n watch the wire season 4

[David Tanory @davidtanory]

@ShawnEngine It is Monday morning people do not have time for this today Shawn (but you are so right)!!!

[Dear Silas @dearsilas]

It was called “Eastbay” and Jordan’s were $79.99

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

We need white boys to start making music like this again instead of becoming underground rappers

[Drebae @Drebae_]

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

[CJ @CasualArtyFan]

God forbid men have hobbies

[David Tanory @davidtanory]

@ShawnEngine go ahead pass me that Crystál bottle

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

Do you like hot sauce on fried fish? 🐠