Cipher

I’m stuck in a storm, the storm’s in my head.

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Day 1

[Doyenne 🩺 @missydisu]

Halfway to becoming Dr Disu.🔥 Somehow along the way I forgot how much this meant to me but now I'll do everything in my power for that little girl in me whose dream was to become a doctor.

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Went to see my aunt and she was asking what level you have to get to in medicine to be called chief, she say dun too hear am for hospital 😂😭

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Nigerians like thinking in exceptions, crazy.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Don’t buy iPhone 16 even as new.
Me I sha don warn you. 😂

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Can’t even do cartwheel

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

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When bro screams "What was I to her" during the exam so I knew the answer is none of the above

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Example for the M1 lineup
MacBook Air M1, just one on the line up
MacBook Pro with M1 chip on the other hand has, M1, M1 Pro and M1 Max

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

Funniest thing about being a Gadgets dealer is knowing which gadget is more efficient than the other.

But every one still wants to get the less efficient one cus of Apple Arrangement.

The 2021 M1 Pro Chip is faster by 70% than the 2022 M2 Chip

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

I just chop meat pie finish, I no bite one single meat, just carrot and curry. I feel robbed

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Music streaming platform feature, ability to repeat a song 2/3 times before moving to the next would actually be nice

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

7am touches you differently

[Favourrr🧘🏼‍♀️ @fa__vourrr]

Good morning guys.
Ban 8am classes😡

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Watching mare of Eastwood, this Mare is actually an idiot,

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Oblak no real, wtf😂😭

[Encara @Ankara_M10]

When Lionel Messi decided "I'm not leaving here without scoring, period" 🤯🐐

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Moving man dun enter one chance

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Rewarm!

[Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak]

You can rewarm your tweets. If they don’t bang yesterday, they can bang today. If they bang yesterday, they can equally bang tomorrow too or it may never bang again. One thing is certain: you have nothing to lose by trying.

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

You cannot become a world class talent with this kind of network speed

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Africa is a country

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

I always find it interesting how countries from other continents are recognized, but when it comes to African countries, it’s just “Africa”.

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

@ydfw_Chris Okay😂, buy jamb form and put medicine

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230 students, 2ND MB, nobody got 3/3 distinctions, highest was two and the guy was the only one that got a distinction in the second course

[Alex🇵🇹 @Sungjinwoo70]

Most times when I see a post about MBBS students graduating, most of them usually have distinction in their courses

If it’s that easy to get distinction in Medicine, what’s all the fuss about being the “hardest” course about?

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

Nigerian service providers and going out of service without informing their users of the expected downtime, banks and network services would just enter maintenance and put service on hold without informing their users beforehand. Shitty behavior

[Cipher @DavidtheCipher]

@Ssaasquatch what’s the origin of your username again?🥴