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[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

The kitchen team made me a special pancake this morning

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Looking forward to greeting the Hostages (no longer) at 2:00 A.M.

[benjamin @benjaboi_]

@DavidTheHobo13 i see the blood of the people flowing through the streets. the martyrs cry, and soon die. i eat their flesh and drink their blood. tomorrow, i will make you the martyr
die slowly, Livingstoner

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@outerspaceboi @benjaboi_ :(

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

I'm doing a research on capital punishment for school

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@outerspaceboi @tshoulet Take this to the DM's

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ Welcome to the club

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ https://t.co/6RuKB73Hso

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

Homeless man with big dog is outside. This is it for me

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ Well are you

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

Hey about.. instead of debating... you help us work

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

Homless man wakes up and asks what I'm doing this early in the morning. I tell him I'm working

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

I want to be buried in a potter's field when I die.

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

Don't forget to thank mr skeltal this Halloween season for good bones and calcium.
I also changed my handle to the spookiest guy I know

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ Worth the wait

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ How long did it take you to come up with this

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

I did very poorly in the class

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

I'll be dawning a Joker persona for Halloween

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ ok

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

@benjaboi_ Pretty alright

[Krampus @DavidTheHobo13]

I saved the day just now and avoided disaster