okwum

aspiring greek god

[okwum @davidthengineer]

i'm working on dying

[#12 @DeOne___]

Downloading their personality from social media
‘I’m just a girl’= bum
Never exercising
No hobbies
Always sick
Poor diet
Poor emotional regulation
Knows more about Jayda wayda/love island than current affairs
Miserable
Lives for male validation
Smokes
Smells

[okwum @davidthengineer]

“thank god for life”😭😂

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Niggas be broke as fuck giving thanks to God for nothing😭

[okwum @davidthengineer]

i no even blame these people again 😭

[Ụzọamaka Power💜 @UzoamakaPower]

in my regime
girls will be paid money
for having periods.

and women will take
two years off for maternity
and earn double their salaries.

then when they return to work
automatic promotion.

once a week, national worship of the Woman.

jail time for anyone who questions
these laws.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"saggy breasts are natural, you men have watched too much porn"

But na man give himself micro penis

[okwum @davidthengineer]

i love when women body shame men, because when it's my turn nobody can act like a saint or say some stupid shit like “don't talk about women's bodies”

[reReign 💋 @Reignmumy]

This micro-penis conversation makes me remember this guy that we’ve been talking. I would even say we were dating but he never made an attempt. So I got frustrated and started flirting with him on the phone trying to do a lil pic exchange. He refused.

[okwum @davidthengineer]

@PenTitan she done delete the post, abeg who screenshot am?😭

[okwum @davidthengineer]

treating him like he killed his 3 kids

[Pubity @pubity]

The Denny's where Jensen Huang founded Nvidia in 1993 has removed their sign honoring his achievement.

[okwum @davidthengineer]

@_lecij men don't like dates.

you think niggas just dreaming about going on some fancy 5 star dinner so they can spend their week's worth of pay trying to impress you and get the box?

[selena 🐈‍⬛ @anakin813]

everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die

[okwum @davidthengineer]

@iamchilx if tinubu wins i go believe say na God will be that and God doesn't truly care about us.

[anita @__anittta]

el primer error d la gente es pensar q la vida les debe algo por ser buenas personas

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[okwum @davidthengineer]

if i say some stupid shit like this about vaginas i would get called misogynistic, stupid and gay... and that would be right.

so... you're just a misandrist, that's stupid and gay.

[okwum @davidthengineer]

if i say some stupid shit like this about vaginas i would get called misogynistic, stupid and gay... and that would be right.

so... you're just a misandrist, that's stupid and gay.

[pspsp/old acc got deleted @ihateithereugh]

i hate when people paint dicks as art, dicks are just disgusting to look at no matter how abstract or pretty you make it like

[okwum @davidthengineer]

#notmygirl

[okwum @davidthengineer]

it sounds funny, but it's true.

[QueenNep @crownedneptune]

An erection doesn’t equal consent … women are predators too

[okwum @davidthengineer]

fuck tinubu!

[okwum @davidthengineer]

@damnidc__ if men started being stay at home husbands women would fight for equality to stay at home too.

[okwum @davidthengineer]

“thrift” but you wan sell me jeans 25k😭

[okwum @davidthengineer]

i don't even have to search anymore.