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my wendys parking lot baby

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I just audibly gagged during this interview I'm never getting hired

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my nephew everytime I babysit him

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me and this girl were the only ones in the weight room and she went to deadlift and let out the loudest fart I've ever heard

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listening to dan deacon uninterrupted until my brain rots away

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just moaned in the middle of this bojangles

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everytime this dog wants to play fetch she grabs the biggest stick in the yard 😭

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I broke down and cried in the dealership parking lot when I was 9 bc my mom didn't buy this epic minivan with a pop up table

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this bitch had dyslexia and decided to make a song called TTYLXOX 😭

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got a date w someone way out of my league LETS GO!!!

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god I love this movie

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my dog weighs 104 pounds what have I done

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Best I Ever Had Remix brings me back to eating microwaved frozen pizza's by the community pool

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I will never forgive Universal for getting rid of this ride

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my bby is 10 years old today 🥺

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I'll never forget I went into an interview my senior year and the interviewer told me she cried everyday at work for the first 3 years

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gta has nothing on her

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I spent 4 months of the last year in Myrtle Beach.. hell does not scare me