David Waslin

[József Krieger®✝🇭🇺🇷🇺🇨🇳✝ @JosefKrieg99804]

China can't buy oil because Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz and so they will buy it from the Russians. Russia will make a lot of money from this war. If Zelensky doesn't reopen the Friendship Pipeline, we Hungarians will have enough oil. But where does Europe get oil from?

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

Final interview.
They ask: “Are you willing to relocate or travel 50% of the time?”
Your mind blanks.

You say: “Yes, absolutely! I love traveling!”
Interview ends. No offer.

Here’s what they actually want…

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

You want to know how bad the MET Police is in London?

A Police officer ran a grooming gang operation and they knew about it

Yes you read that right

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨OMG. KEIR STARMER ADMITS HE'S TAKING US BACK INTO THE EU SINGLE MARKET

We voted to leave 10 years ago
No one voted to go back in
The EU is an authoritarian dying disaster
We need to get away from it
He doesn't care what the public want
It's all about him

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

I love nicotine

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

🔥CHRISTMAS in the WEST 2025

Imagine Governments allowing such hostile violent people into your country, that hate you so much that you need large concrete bollards & armed guards to stop them from killing you while you celebrate your customs & traditions in YOUR OWN COUNTRY.

Islamophobia does not exist, Islamic terrorism does.

They paint Christmas colours on bollards & dress them up in Christmas decorations but we all remember why they are there.

What our Governments have done to us is unforgivable, they must be held accountable.

The West needs Remigration & Mass Deportations NOW.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨RIVER CHERWELL IN OXFORD HAS BECOME SUPERDUMP

A 20 ft deep, 500 ft long mound of rubbish has been dumped into the River Cherwell in Oxfordshire.

Import the 3rd world
Become the 3rd world

Out country was so beautiful once.

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

Former vice president at Pfizer, Dr. Mike Yeadon:

"The mRNA-based Covid "vaccines" were designed—intentionally to harm, maim and kill, and to reduce human fertility."

"Don't take these injectables. Don't take the next lot either. They will also be designed to harm you. All mRNA based materials are dangerous. Don't take them."

[Steven Barrett @SBarrettBar]

I would like to apologise to President Trump

The BBC has disgraced our country.

❤️🇬🇧🇺🇸❤️

[TPV Sean @tpvsean]

Leaked Anne Heche Documentary Shows Ellen Sex Trafficking Orphans To King Charles

They tried to erase it - every frame, every file, every witness. But the child trafficking documentary Anne Heche died for... survived.

It's raw. It’s dangerous. It's real. And it's going to blow the lid off the elite pedophile ring and change the world forever.

[Yossi BenYakar @YossiBenYakar]

Watch: Douglas Murray shatters the narrative on live TV, insisting that mass Islamic immigration into Britain must be completely halted.

​The host visibly panics. The truth is too much for them to handle.
​Do you agree with him? Yes or No?

[Ross Edmonds @RosssEdmonds]

The fight has been ruled as a no contest due to Tom Aspinall being unable to see after the eye poke. This is the roughest eye poke I’ve seen in a good while. Gutted for both Tom and Gane. Terrible situation, but hopefully the fight can get rebooked. @ufc #UFC321

[Ben Thomas @Benfthomas_10]

Anyone suggesting that Tom Aspinall took the ‘easy way out’ should be ashamed of themselves and probably shouldn’t watch MMA again.

A double eye poke in a UFC title fight… absolutely brutal 😬

#UFC321

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

The British public now taking matters into their own hands to view the controversial Banksy that was painted on the Royal Courts of Justice in London

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“Forest Fire is a Military Weapon”

“The US Military set the stage for maximum intensity fires��

[Dr. Tau Braun @drtaubraun]

It's been 5 years and the world is still divided by those that believe cloth masks were effective against a virus and those of us that realized most people were dumber than we ever imagined.

[9/11 Revisited @911Revisionist]

Did you know?
Three of the planes that "crashed" on 9/11 were due to land at LAX Airport - The alleged planes were #11, North Tower, #175, South Tower and #77, Pentagon.
Isn't it strange that these two reporters did not interview one family member that was waiting for their loved ones at the airport?
Why weren't the flight numbers shown on the arrival boards?

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

A reminder UK Muslims are 6.5% of our population but are responsible for

97% of terror deaths since 2000
90% on MI5's terror watch list
75% of terror threats
84% of child gang rapes
18% of prisoners
6000 FGMs a year
1.5x birth defect rate
48.6% of 16-64 not employed
27% in social housing

Why do we tolerate this abuse.

Hat tip @GarethDavies007