David Watts

Neither pure nor noble. Don't be like me. Also, never met the queen.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

To all those people signing the e-petition calling for a UK general election, I would like to say this: Привет. Путин - это пенис.

[David Watts @DavidWatts0423]

@BeingJWood I've never been kicked in the head by a horse.

https://t.co/JATl003tyQ

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

Really smashed the elite there guys.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Eric Trump,

"America doesn't need immigration, we have never needed it. We will give jobs only to real Americans"

I'm assuming he means Apache or Navajo?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

If Nigel Farage wants to be a politician commentator, he should be one.

He shouldn't take the respected office of MP and then neglect his constituency.

What an utter disgrace.

RT if you agree.

[The New World: New ideas. New magazine @TheNewWorldmag]

According to @IsabelOakeshott, Nigel Farage has been “rubbing shoulders” with the new administration, right at the heart of the court of Donald Trump. Weirdly, there are no photos. Here he is though, on a sidewalk pointing at passing cars.

[David Watts @DavidWatts0423]

@ThatEricAlper Well, nobody's perfect.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

While Nigel Farage is busy serving his Clacton constituents in America, his effigy is being burned by the good people of Lewes.
#BonfireNight2024

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

Not usually one for conspiracy theories but look closely at the teeth - it’s not her #FakeMelania

[David Watts @DavidWatts0423]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/Q5QMqewvaO

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

We may need to review the idea that Kemi Badenoch has no sense of humour.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨Fairytale of New York is trending, now forever linked to Darren Grimes brainless ramblings, who could forget his finest moment?

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 18th week.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Priti Patel has been made Shadow Foreign Secretary, which is a great excuse to remember that time Ian Hislop hilariously destroyed her argument in favour of the death penalty.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Is he the multi-billionaire James Dyson who bought estates to become one of Britain’s biggest landowners?

The same flag-waving Dyson who backed Brexit then moved his HQ from Wiltshire to Singapore?

I do believe he is.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“When I won the Tory leadership contest the first thing I did to increase my popularity was to say that outrage over people dying alone while there were parties in number 10, was overblown.”