David Weaver Jr

Working with friends and neighbors throughout America to feed the hungry, nourish the soul, and grow the mind…

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

@Mimiiben1 I vote for 63

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

I completed the May challenge faster than 96.1% of all learners on Duolingo!

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

Peacemakers https://t.co/jMHxLyuDNT

[John Hewko @JohnHewko]

I've seen how local action shapes global outcomes. Community membership organizations like @Rotary helped establish the @UN in 1945, and show how much stronger the world is when citizens and governments work together. My latest op-ed: https://t.co/QMoe3NTeF7 #UN80 #Rotary

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

For my friend John.

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

See this Instagram video by @thisisbillgates https://t.co/TN6WEx7baC

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Might want to brush up on the Ten Commandments, Ken.

#txsen

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Biden was wrong to subsidize the private sector with the Chips Act using our tax dollars. The counter to Biden is not to lean in and have govt own part of Intel. This will only lead to more government subsidies and less productivity. Intel will become a test case of what not to do.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Our debt has now risen to an unacceptable $37 trillion dollars. To add insult to injury, we will spend $1 trillion on interest this year alone. Interest is now the second largest expense in the U.S. budget, surpassing defense and Medicare spending. Republicans are supposed to be the Conservative Party. Our kids and grandkids aren’t buying it.

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/rfBWKLKYY8

[Pastors for Children @pastors4txkids]

When you have to vote for a bad bill like the voucher scam, that you oppose, that will hurt children, because your party bullies you to do so, we have a pastoral suggestion:

Get another party.

Yours has lost their moral bearing.

#txlege

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

@pastors4txkids @Burrows4TX Congratulations Speaker Burrows! This West Texan is grateful for your leadership.

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

I completed the January challenge faster than 96.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/D8AhCllpCw

[David Weaver Jr @davidweaverjr]

I completed the August challenge faster than 96.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

[Martin Heinrich @MartinHeinrich]

My neighbors move quickly. All in for Kamala Harris!