David Webster ⚡️

engineering @uber | Prev: @postmates, instructor at @appacademyio. music producer 🎧 Seattle 📍

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

What my leftovers see the day after thanksgiving

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

@alapshah1 Notable that the example you use is “re-order,” a much more simple scenario than “order.”

Currently on apps, users gain value from browsing a menu with pictures, prices, reviews, promos, etc. An AI agent helps with price but limits customer experience in other ways.

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

I had a dream that @xboygeniusx released a cover of I Miss You by @blink182 and now I don’t know if I can live without it

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

i’ve had to learn countless new tools and technologies in my job as a software developer. With 0 irony intended, the absolute hardest one continues to be Jira.

how do they get away with this ?!

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

ok fine I’ll charge 😒

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

@paulg @elonmusk This reminds me of what Twitch has today. You can gift subs to others, etc

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

this dude who built a 3000 lb earthquake proof concrete sarcophagus with flaming cheetos inside will really make you question your own life choices

[Moedysseus @flexxon_moebil]

Iiiiiiiii toooook the woooooookkkkkkk….. toooo Polaaaaaaand *to the tune of sweet Caroline*

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

putting a meme at the end of every Instagram post is the same energy as putting lol at the end of every text

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

really internet humor has not come very far at all. charlie bit my finger would have tik tok in a complete chokehold if it came out today

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

We all collectively evolved as a species when we learned to check if we’re walking the same direction before saying goodbye

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

lingering at a trendy bar until the bereal hits

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

@pipecork don’t be shy throw it on tik tok

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

social media should have an opening and closing time. imagine how much happier we’d all be if this app closed at 9pm (8pm on sundays)

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

When iPhone autocorrects “finna” to “gonna” that’s black erasure

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

Im no lawyer but tik tok advertising ketamine cannot be legal?

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

still obsessed with planes. keep posting all your airplane window IG stories. I don’t care if they’re corny I will like each and every one

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

A roomba but for watering plants. Who can help me build this?

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

@neeks_cap bro delete this

[David Webster ⚡️ @davidwebstr]

not to mention this isn’t the hitter’s view, it’s the umpire’s view, which probably adds another 1/4 of a second

[shaefer @shaeferrr]

I feel like if we had this camera view in the MLB, more people would understand just how fucking hard it is to hit a baseball. looks like he’s trying to hit a bullet lmao