David Wm. Sims

Bassist for the Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid, unFact, and others. Certified Public Accountant, licensed in New York

@[email protected]

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

I’m leaving this Nazi-friendly crap pile. If you need me, I'll be in these spots:

https://t.co/9Ww7AAQ2R4 https://t.co/7S6LcNKXYi

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

I have a BlueSky account now. I'm liking Threads more and more, though, so I'm not sure how much I'll use it. Anyway, here's the new contact information for both:

https://t.co/044cUWLbmm

https://t.co/7S6LcNKXYi

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@JasonSm51836873 @Threads Yeah, I see conflicting reports on that. It seems to be officially not available, but I see EU accounts on Threads. Maybe people are using VPNs to get on? Anyway, I hope they sort that our soon.

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

I’m leaving this Nazi-friendly crap pile and deleting the app.

https://t.co/044cUWLbmm

[Akashic Books @AkashicBooks]

We have *signed* copies of ~The Jesus Lizard Book~ on sale for the holidaze: https://t.co/RXAvo4685C

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

GIVE. US. ALL. YOUR. MONEY.

[the Jesus Lizard @thejesuslizard]

This shirt, as shown in the trailer for Jordan Peele's upcoming file Nope (out July 22), is now available for preorder!!! Give us all your money!!!!1!

https://t.co/d3KtYYWbdu

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@emmakaterhodes https://t.co/NG2yxCaHIe

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

Can anyone tell me why the version of Monty Python & the Holy Grail now showing on @netflix doesn’t include the brilliant opening credits with fake Swedish subtitles? My ten year old and I are absolutely outraged.

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@brianvan @advocat4justice It’s not really a big jump for him. @advocat4justice has a habit of calling people who disagree with him whites supremacists. It’s his calling card.

https://t.co/jU1AsCXtfo

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Seriously, without cheating, I bet most of you can:

- Name details of major foreign policy issue that pisses you off
- Recite specific aspects of your preferred national solution to health care/climate/capitalism
- Not name your current city council member or their priorities

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@Streetfilms Arthur Schwartz

https://t.co/jU1AsCXtfo

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@matthewmarnold @RossBarkan Bottcher has had a significant fundraising advantage over all the other candidates. If you’re an anybody-but-Schwartz voter (and I am), he’s probably the best bet to make sure Schwartz doesn’t win.

[Second Ave. Sagas @2AvSagas]

That CD3 endorsement is beyond embarrassing for @AOC. It’s a flat-out failure.

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@emmakaterhodes

[the Jesus Lizard @thejesuslizard]

The kids are alright

Mouth Breather Cover The Jesus Lizard
https://t.co/JVmxxFo9FD via @YouTube

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

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Post four stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece.

[Hologram H @wmsmediaonx]

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Post 4 stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece.

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@stevenspohn

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

The end mood of The Last Jedi is so weirdly triumphant. One military catastrophe after another & they’re so pleased with themselves at the end, because the 1st Order didn’t quite manage to slaughter every last one of them. “The Resistance can still field a softball team! Huzzah!”

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

My nine year old has realized I’m not really enforcing language rules anymore, and now everyone is a bastard. “Why is that bastard Lesley Knope being mean to Jerry again.”

[David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims]

@bradhoylman (sigh)