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Class IV Laser Product (he/him)

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Hey @southwestair what gives? My boarding pass on apple wallet has a different gate AND concourse than the app says. I had to go through security TWICE. Not cool

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@chillinoise @cshimala I bet if I zoomed I could literally see me

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Dehumidifiers are like heres a normal glass of water :)

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If your clocks reset to noon when they lose power, just cut your breakers at noon the next day to reset them all at once!

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@chillinoise @ijustBbeing Gotta relax in between extravagance

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DJ Khaled’s parents had a lot of foresight naming him that

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If you play the song from the 2012 scored version of the 1927 Hitchcock film “the lodger” at 2x speed it becomes a drum n bass mix

https://t.co/XZEcTkykRs

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This is not financial advice

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@chillinoise @rquinnmyers Got this photo mid-tear down

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@chillinoise @rquinnmyers I’ve been watching this in real time

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@FedExHelp

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FedEx drivers keep leaving door tags in my lobby and now an important package is 5+ days late. @FedEx hire better drivers!! I don’t live in a lobby! Your drivers work in a city, they need to learn how apartment buildings work. It’s really not hard.

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@elena_lape Time to fix em!

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I hate how apps that might be sending notifications requiring some urgency are also allowed to send promotional notifications with absolutely no way to opt out

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This is so sad, Alexa play right round by flo rida

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@chillinoise @gunsnrosesgirl3 Almost as good as pancakes

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@goodkidxvancity It’s a free idea that’s all I’m sayin

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They need to invent radish for other animals