Davie Smitty

Twitter was a bad idea.

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@horselover21115 @TheAlexSylvian The point of the film is less "the kid's innocent" and more "the evidence isn't as bulletproof as we thought, and can you send him to the chair based on that evidence?"

The death penalty is important; if the kid was going to jail, #8 probably would've convicted him with no fuss.

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@deportablediz

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@willmenaker Corbyn's political career is in ruins, all while Starmer's turning the clock back to the Blair years except more racist. And still they feel the need to pull shit like this.

There's no bigger sore winner than a reactionary.

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@cordy_pork @InternetHippo "You've shown me a Squirtle and a Blastoise, but I must see the Wartortle please."

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@shaun_vids In the minds of liberals, it seems easier to guilt tens of thousands of individual voters than to convince 1 (one) presidential candidate to campaign in purple states.

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@drmistercody Gay people getting kicked out of restaurants: "This is the price we pay for freedom of speech."
Ben gets disinvited from arguing with teenagers at a college campus: "How dare you"

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@GarbageApe

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@jordanbpeterson 💊💊💊💊💊

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@JUNlPER Oh, now you asked for it @ConfoundThemArchibald

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@PFroggEsq @2damntrans Still you.

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@JUNlPER

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@deportablediz Felt exactly the same way when "women won't wheesht" became a thing. The most eye-rolling attempt at affected Scottish-ness I've ever heard.

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@KatyMontgomerie Remember this is the same guy who said that Riz Ahmed sounded like a foreign invader for being happy seeing Asian people on TV. Even though Ahmed is English, he's not the "right" kind of English for Carl.

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@CaelanConrad Spontaneous simultaneous brain aneurysm, on-air.

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@allahliker We're looking at the future of Twitter, and that future is being served up the weakest dunks by the ugliest Pepe you've ever seen.

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@halomancer1 Conservatives can be funny; it's conservatism itself that's rarely funny. David Zucker wrote/co-wrote "Airplane", "Naked Gun" etc., but less people fondly remember (or remember at all) "An American Carol"...

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@shaqfan1937 Fake environmentalism is when it looks nasty while good environmentalism is when green and pretty.

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@realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog

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@thetomska @stonewalluk @SharkRobotStore Nothing that happens during Pride Month, even the most cynical display of rainbow capitalism, is as tiresome as conservatives whining about it every year.

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@fruit_eatr @JUNlPER It's the official beer of both Spider-Man and the Angry Video Game Nerd!