Kali

[Kali @davieskp]

Mafs Australia is unmatched 💀

[Kali @davieskp]

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[Kali @davieskp]

I’m convinced Bridget’s an old lady in a child’s body, some of the stuff she comes out with absolutely kills me 😭

[Kali @davieskp]

Cannot wait to be frying in the sun making the best memories with my mini 🫶🏼

[Kali @davieskp]

Why is my Twitter suddenly full of porn

[Kali @davieskp]

@UPS why is my tracking saying it’s ready to pick up at pick up point but they’re saying it never got delivered

[Kali @davieskp]

Find it so cute that my dad keeps tabs of when my MOT is due so I don’t forget 🥹

[Kali @davieskp]

Wish my brain worked at a normal pace, it’s 12.20am and I’m currently looking for a new manufacturer, looking for houses, planning Bridgets bedroom re-decor, planning visits for holiday, Christmas shopping, & making a list of to do’s for tomorrow, where’s the off switch 😵‍💫

[Kali @davieskp]

Anyone else’s kids chat pure shit half asleep? Went to wake her up for a wee and she screamed at me saying she wanted pickles and her bracelet and for me to leave her alone

[Kali @davieskp]

@madale1ne When he realised that wouldn’t work he put it in my notes and showed me, even though he was sat next to me the whole time he was doing this and didn’t think to just actually say it to me 😅

[Kali @davieskp]

@madale1ne His explanation this morning -
His phone was dead, so he used mine to message himself, for some reason he thought I would receive these messages he sent to his dead phone ???

[Kali @davieskp]

Food poisoning has to be up there with one of the worst pains there is

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

The power of money honestly how have all charges against Mason Greenwood been dropped and he can go back to playing football. Are you forgetting what the scumbag done?

Just in case you did, here’s a reminder!!

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[Kali @davieskp]

Month 3 of no lash extensions after 5 years of having them on constantly and the urge to go back to the dark side is stronger than ever @hattyjc soz x

[Kali @davieskp]

@georgianewmo Soz can’t relate, never will x

[Kali @davieskp]

If any more of the girls tell me they’re talking to a boy with a mullet am tapping out and finding a new friendship group

[Kali @davieskp]

Someone please tell me why for the last 2 mornings, mozza has rang or messaged me about his dogs Fanny being sore and followed it up with pictures 😵‍💫

[Kali @davieskp]

Would like to add, I never even mentioned anything about a boyfriend, I just want a night without elbows and knees in my back 😅

[Kali @davieskp]

Told Bridget she can’t keep coming and getting in my bed in the night and she bursts out crying ‘you can’t get a boyfriend because just I love you’ 🤣 ok single for ever then x