David

BOOM! I love football, maths and dancing!

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[David @DavioButton]

@WaterwaySophia That's not a wild narrowboat though. It's a Diamond resorts one. Haven't you spotted any coal powered narrowboats?

[David @DavioButton]

@DeadlineDayLive Too many Tottenham players

[David @DavioButton]

@cityreport_ Here we go!

[David @DavioButton]

@MUFC_szn1 @FFScout Looks Heavenly to me

[David @DavioButton]

@OfficialFPL @WhatsApp JUST LAUNCH THE GAME!

[David @DavioButton]

@Stuntman_Mik3 Not a lot of people know that.

[David @DavioButton]

@LibanLDN For a year!

[Leicester City @LCFC]

Jamie Vardy had a party 💙

[David @DavioButton]

@michaelpearcehp Can I come on the walk on Saturday 17th May please?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The Mathematics and Physics y’all said don’t matter in life

[Molly Kingsley @lensiseethrough]

“the British state told lie after lie after lie…Young people are at risk! …Your jab protects others!” — this is excellent from @DanielJHannan.

We might reflect today, too, on the implications. Informed consent in relation to a novel vaccine which was rolled out and mandated to those who never needed it, including children, was deliberately and persistently undermined.

That’s not only desperately unethical, it’s unlawful.

https://t.co/KPdMPDEph9

[Yeerk.P 🦆 @PYeerk]

Something that a lot of British sensibles and centrists and comedians need to understand is that they no longer possess the mandate of 'reasonableness'- a wife-murderering illegal being permitted to stay in our country out of concern for his 'safety' is not reasonable- transing kids is not reasonable- British society has not been reasonable for some time- it's time to wake up and see the writing on the wall- the world you know is gone- it isn't coming back

[David @DavioButton]

@theramblingfool Praying for you 🙏

[David @DavioButton]

@flynnslick Mary Poppins

[David @DavioButton]

@barstoolsports Let's go Bunting mental!

[David @DavioButton]

@G_Allen_Live @Cristiano No, she's pissed she's got salad instead of roast potatoes

[David @DavioButton]

@joshpearson180 Barry > Beyonce

[David @DavioButton]

@ATRightMovies Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid