MommaMorgen

probably violating community guidelines

[MommaMorgen @davis_morgen]

If I wanted politics in my vagina, I’d fuck a senator #ifyoudontlikeabortionsdontgetone

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City.

He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

[$ @aliyahvallen]

raising my daughter to punch bitches like you in the mouth

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Time zones are weird.
It's 2pm in Japan.
It's 6am in Germany.
It's 1930s in USA.

[Cardiisshook🐦‍⬛ @Cardiisshook]

“Cardi cheated on Offset”

My genuine reaction:

[Prezi Banks. 🐻🇬🇭🇯🇲 @AfrikanKing_]

Me every time Kamala speaks. #PresidentialDebate2024

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[scotty @plathiandc]

screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[jynx @jynxbby]

i love when men call me mean, thank you bitch

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

Dress like a whore now cause you’re gonna be 80 one day

[jynx @jynxbby]

once i say, “interesting”, just know that you slipped up

[𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @NashIsHere4It]

If you think trump's ear owie is bad, you should see what an AR-15 does to a 7 year-old child's head.