Jake Davis

Musician, engineer, and a fan of all things drums. Proponent of agape love.

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@Alghoulie_ @JustinUSA @mtgreenee It’s got to hurt to be this wrong daily

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@ohmygr0k @realstewpeters Location checks out

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I’m a little late to post, but last week I celebrated one full year of sobriety! I’m eager to see what life has in store for the next year!

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@Essential_Guru Have them both and would recommend!

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I work for the federal government now. Not gonna lie, it’s pretty sweet

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I just watched a father baptize his son into Christ. What an incredibly beautiful moment in time.

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You know your barber is legit when he vents to you about baby momma drama

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I don’t think midwesterners understand just how good a Tudor’s biscuit can be.

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@UnchartedFather No can do boss. My chief dietitian has me on a 2500 calorie diet for weight gain that corresponds with 10lbs of added weight each week of weightlifting. Gotta get big like you.

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@lilMisChrysalis what did you learn?

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@thega1nz What beef u got w/ the Powerpuff girls

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@jackdcoulson Biceps are worse dawg
Leg days make me feel beautiful

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Me, to PM: Is it ethically wrong to include the language “millions of years ago” into the Geology section of our report when it’s being written for a church building?

PM: Yes. Know your audience and take it out.

🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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@dookarn

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“I’m kidding”:
Too juvenile and weak. Doesn’t adequately express admission of your mistake.

“That wasn’t supposed to happen”:
Deep and cerebral. Encourages people to believe that you are a time traveler.

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@ms_stealyofood one singular melatonin

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Don’t just play off of someone else’s sentiments and thoughts today.

Go out, create your own, and edify.

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Dude proceeded to tell me he’s got a Neil Peart poster in his media room.

Know your audience, folks

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My new principal is in my office, talking music: who’s your favorite drummer?

Me, without hesitation: Neil Peart.

Him: punches the air: That’s what I like to hear; we gotta give you a raise.

Me: can you say that closer to the mic?”