Davis kinoti

Focused.Consistent.Winning;

Discipline over motivation 💯🇰🇪

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@rigathi

[26 @nott3v]

Your brain is not a protected area madam activist. Use it exhaustively.

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@nott3v 😂😂😂

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@WelBeast In kimeru it's NCHAMBA💪🏿

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@_fels1 Asi mwenda kumina musee🤣🤣🤣

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

A group of mount Kenya Wantam choir members, upon learning that Kalonzo Musyoka gets an annual retirement benefit of Ksh. 80 million, hatched a plan to drink from his taps. They approached him with a very potent idea. They convinced him that instead of letting his critics have a field day because he has not had any meaningful and solid achievements after 42 years in government, they could make a great documentary to showcase the Son of Tseikuru's achievements that would inevitably silence his critics.
Kalonzo swallowed the idea hook, line and sinker. The sharp boys and girls came up with a budget of Ksh. 15 million which the flamboyant former VP approved without much hesitation. The team then hit the ground running. They toured every constituency in the republic and every village trying to document Watermelon's achievements since 1982 when he first swore by Chief Kavoi's grave to eradicate poverty, unemployment and corruption. They even went to parliament to search for any progressive bills Kalonzo sponsored after decades in parliament.
Fortunately, they only managed to get two significant achievements. The one where Watermelon rushed to get sworn in at night with Kibaki and the one where he supported the new constitution during the day and opposed it at night. With unbridled disappointment, they still convened a meeting and invited Kalonzo to brief him on the progress. The documentary which had been anticipated to get to 1 hour and 59 minutes could not go past the legendary two minutes. It was honest work nonetheless but Mr. 🍉 couldn't take any of it. The team is still pushing to have their remaining 50% of the funds paid before the documentary can be released to the public.

Mbui ikwituua yambiiaa kusisiva kitimba.

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@_fels1 @_fels1 Asi mwenda kumina musee🤣🤣🤣

[Kenya West @KinyanBoy]

Hilarious

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@rigathi @DCP_Democracy Mithika linturi is the face of corruption in Kenya yet your fronting him akuwe governor Meru...
Meru hatutaki siasa zako za ufisadi na ukabila...

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@Asamoh_

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@KarungoThangwa Takataka

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@HonMoses_Kuria @citizentvkenya @inoorotv Hii ndio sasa inabamba

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@_fels1 Ugui mutheri🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@rigathi Bunch of idiots

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@HonJBMuturi

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

@_fels1 @edwinsifuna

[Davis kinoti @davisitonik]

😂😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If it took William Ruto exactly 105 days to construct the Wajir Stadium from dust, how many days will it take Rigathi Gachagua to brush his teeth? Use y=mx+c. (20 marks)

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Nobody less deserving of that than @biel_m04 . He’s been an absolute hero all season.
I love you, Gabriel. ❤️

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

Proverbs 21:31

[Kenya West @KinyanBoy]

Uhuru spent his 10 years drinking and smoking heavily and he can’t rewrite history. He’s now busy blaming the man who’s paying the bills for his drinks and cigarettes.~Joshua Nyamori