Davis Burns

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[Davis Burns @davismburns]

@danabeers @PirateWaterBev Ready for the mtv cribs tour

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

@MSHwyPatrol why is it acceptable for y’all flying past people at 100 mph with no lights but I would get arrested for doing the same?

[adri @rofnl]

customers really come up to me and ask “when this whole covid thing gonna be over?” Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

@EvanShanks It’s my 21st. Turn up

[Evan Shanks @EvanShanks]

Me: *buys front lip knowing my car will scrape*

My front lip: *scrapes*

Me:

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

A first for OPD: someone decided it would be a good idea to operate a backhoe at a construction site after having one too many drinks. Yes, you can get a DUI on construction equipment.

[Hoops Clips @TheHoopsClips]

BRUHHHH 😂😂😂

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

If they tear down the statue I’m protesting stop signs on campus until they are taken down. They offend me and limit my freeedom to drive fast.

[Victoria Shanks @victoriashanks_]

Marriage is like a classic car. You don’t take it for granted or assume it’ll always work. You take care of it, listen to it. It’s not a lot of work, but it’s constant... BUT the car will run like it’s brand new and when people see it, they’ll say they wish they had it too.

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

*just a tweet about the wall that I think will change your opinion but in reality does nothing at all*

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This girl is my new hero. Makes me want to chant U-S-A and roundhouse kick a Commie. Merica. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

Man I sure did miss small town drama...

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

Some girls say guys are trash and I’m sure it seems that way when all four of your guys break your heart all in the same week.

[cass spinelli @cassspinelli]

Do you ever wanna hang out with someone but you don’t want to because they’ve changed and you wanna hang out with the old them?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

I love getting treated like trash. Who’s next in line?

[Davis Burns @davismburns]

Impersonating someone over text is not funny. Get a life