Michael

idk

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@Uber_Support I need assistance with an order refund. Order B1CB1. It’s been over 10 days and I haven’t received a refund. I inquired about it via chat and they closed it out with no resolution saying someone will respond in the original chat. The original chat was closed out.

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@Al_inWonderlnd Allene Michelin Man costume confirmed

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Insomnia will have you beefing with birds at 4am

[Michael @DavisMCD]

I frequently have to remind my dog that he has free will and doesn’t just need to sit and stare at me all day

[Kirsten Dunst Giveaway Winner @MITSKlSUS]

John Wilkes Booth:

[Michael @DavisMCD]

In our defense barstools be like $20000 (per leg)

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Maya and I buying things for the baby: 🤑🤑🤑💸💰💴💶

Maya and I buying two barstools: 😰😔💔 🤦🏾���😵‍💫🧐🚫

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Alexa’s always got something extra to say like damn just tell me how many ounces there are in a cup for the 5th time this week

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@PistolRick @RealStevenR

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Everything is $100 in your 20s and $1000 in your 30s

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Drank too much coffee and now my teeth are vibrating. Does anyone want to fight

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

[Michael @DavisMCD]

I can’t handle those videos where they TOSS month old babies into pools because they can float or whatever lmfaoo

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@AmericanAir flight to Miami got canceled less than 9 hours before take off. I call for resolution and I literally got hung up on? She said to give her a moment and she just hung up on me. Now we’re going to miss our connecting flight as well. This is a joke

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Sometimes I get emails at work that make me want to scream for 7 solid minutes

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@RealStevenR @davenewworld_2 AIR MARSHAL!!!

[Michael @DavisMCD]

@RealStevenR With about 70 ads

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Someone do a TedTalk on the hold anime had/has on the Nigerian community

[Michael @DavisMCD]

Every Live I’ve come across on Tik Tok has been terrifying