David Sangiuliano

A/V tech and comedian

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

OHHHH AQUALUNG

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Keep that same energy when Black athletes use their voices to speak on politics

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

J.D. Vance was the only person actually ordering things off Wayfair for sex

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

I swear to Christ I'm at WalMart and they beeped the word "punk" in the song Sk8er Boi!

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

How drunk must I have been to officially submit this request?

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Can't wait to see the discourse on how Fairytale of New York is far worse than anything Kissinger did

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Information spreads so quickly on TikTok, I expect to open it up one day and some dude is like, "Here's how you reach it," and now every guy knows how to reach it.

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

We like cookies a bit in this house.

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Wanna know how I got these stars?

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Doctor: You need to schedule a well child checkup for your son.
Me: Woah, like the Ring?

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

@feraljokes 2 Tone records was referring to the 2 genders

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Went shopping today
https://t.co/gQzekMMmT5

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

@jasontrevino

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

@jasontrevino Friend of Slime

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Finally got this thing built and broke the stupid rifle.

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

The theater I used to work at did 10 out of 12s today and when I told Mandie I couldn't remember what it was called so the first thing I thought of was 7 of 9.

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

Honey, is everything okay? You hardly touched your wad of hair.

[David Sangiuliano @DavisRSrulesok]

@Action_Jeans Monoverse? Singleverse?