davjokes

Author? Gaymer? Student? Dog dad? Cat dad? Yes.

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@victorfyt It’s called lane filtering to help relieve traffic pressure and it’s legal in more places than it isn’t. If you have a problem with anything here the response should be to blame the dumb fuck who opened the door while the vehicle they were in was being operated.

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@WitchyGaymerBoi @BlizzardCSEU_EN What a disappointment! WoW has the ability to fix this with little effort. It's such a shame they're treating players like this now.

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What a disappointment! WoW has the ability to fix this with little effort. It's such a shame they're treating players like this now.

[Witchyboi25 @WitchyGaymerBoi]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN Ive spoken to a GM. Account restored but gold across all characters and warbound bank cleaned out. Raised a ticket about this and was told nothing can be restored. I've lost nearly 5M gold and 300 honor tokens I was saving. Others hav had gold restored. Please help!!! EU103612825

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@BlizzardCSEU_EN Ive spoken to a GM. Account restored but gold across all characters and warbound bank cleaned out. Raised a ticket about this and was told nothing can be restored. I've lost nearly 5M gold and 300 honor tokens I was saving. Others hav had gold restored. Please help!!! EU103612825

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@VodafoneUK it’s been over an hour and thousands of people have no Internet and still no post from you guys???

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@torfaencouncil I just watched a Parking Warden ticket an EV car in an otherwise empty taxi rank. Parked there while the EV station blocked by someone not using it. The warden then didn't ticket the 2 cars parked on double yellow. What gives? How is that unbiased? Shame on you.

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@torfaencouncil Just watched a Parking Warden give a fine to a single car parked in otherwise empty taxi rank, but then walk by 2 other cars parked on double yellow lines with blue badges and do nothing. Way to be unbiased and fair to your residents! Well done!

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@netflix I've just cancelled my membership of 12 years because of your games taking over my screen when I'm just trying to find something to watch.

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@netflix Please give us an option to disable games or separate it. It's not a pleasant experience to log in and be inundated with gaming content when I'm simply trying to find something to watch. Vomiting games at your subs is really obnoxious.

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Enter for your chance to win a Steamdeck OLED https://t.co/rH0bjXaygg #Palia @playPalia @gleamapp

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Play Palia on Steam this weekend and entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! https://t.co/7EqmuzgukD #Palia

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

A tariff is a TAX.

The company pays it — then passes along the cost as a price increase to YOU.

So Donald Trump is raising YOUR taxes 25%.

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Remember how DT used to be a Dem? Wouldn't it be amazing if this was all just a ploy to turn the whole of the US against the R's so that the US can finally join the rest of the civilised world as a 1st world country again by getting onboard with civil, women's, healthcare rights?

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@7etsuo While, I don’t agree with it. It’s the same thing for an ISP, you agree to pay for a certain amount of months and if you cancel, you still have to pay for those certain amount of months or pay an early cancellation fee. Adobe is a notorious money grabber.

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@pactcoffee I guess that's why you're raising your 1kg package by £5 instead of £4. Worldwide, items in bulk are always cheaper, but you're raising the price £1.25 per .25 kg instead of just £1 like you are the .25kg bags. Doesn't make sense and it's a trash move. Unsubbed.

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@JohnLithgow so much for your ‘Defiance of Prejudice’ & Humanizing Gay Rights now that you're going to support a TERF by playing Dumbledore. Shame on you.

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@torfaencouncil Red bag, blue bag, black box, food waste, green bin, purple bin... This system is obnoxious. I've just moved from Scotland where it is so simple, it's laughable. Torfaen's system gives me a headache and makes me not want to bother. It's also a massive waste of £££

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@Spotify I listen to white noise at night. When I get up in the morning sometimes I have a pop up for a suggested new song, I tap the + to add to liked songs so I can listen to it later, but it never gets added to my liked songs. This has happened 4 or 5 times now. Song is gone!