David Morison

influencer of nothing, master of many.

[David Morison @davmoro]

@ALDIAustralia just have the worst steak I’ve ever had, and it was the fresh cut and packed scotch fillet, hard to cut and unchewable!

[David Morison @davmoro]

@AlboMP @TheTodayShow here he is telling us to work from home, travel less, don’t travel unnecessarily…. So why is he not using Teams or Zoom for these meetings?

[David Morison @davmoro]

No more, please get genuine people on next year that have done a psych test. #MAFSAU

[David Morison @davmoro]

@acccgovau @ausgov can’t be hard to see who needs investigating when the Hawthorn Petrol station has been listed for almost two weeks with inflated petrol and diesel prices via the media… and continues today!

[David Morison @davmoro]

@ellymelly Liberals have more chance of getting my vote at the moment… but 1 national is looking good also, zero chance of Jacinta getting even a fly speck on my voting slip

[David Morison @davmoro]

@Channel7 why is sunrise and shit on when it’s RCH Good Friday Appeal?

[David Morison @davmoro]

When you just want to bitch slap the shit out of someone …. But her voice makes you retreat #MAFS

[David Morison @davmoro]

God even I’m starting to think about tapping out of this show…. It has to be the worst season. #MAFSAU

[David Morison @davmoro]

Receipts? Who calls a text message receipts? #MAFSAU

[David Morison @davmoro]

@JacintaAllanMP The families are paying for those vouchers thru tax and other bullshit that is handed out by your gov…. Unfortunately this same kids will be repaying the states debt when they are your age!

[David Morison @davmoro]

Juliet who’s on the show to make a name for themselves? #MAFS

[David Morison @davmoro]

Luke dodging that bullet! #MAFS

[David Morison @davmoro]

@JacintaAllanMP Safest time to go shopping when no one is there

[David Morison @davmoro]

Zero atmosphere…. Very little crowd noise, had more atmosphere when it was Covid times and the crowd was fake! #NRLBulldogsDragons

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

After hours of waiting, a frustrated bystander broke the standoff by inspecting the suspicious backpack on his own.

[David Morison @davmoro]

@Qantas get ya shit together, no wonder the plane is part full, when we have been delayed by an hour+ and continue to sit on tarmac because the catering truck hasn’t turn up…. And still waiting to move!

[David Morison @davmoro]

@Qantas sitting on tarmac waiting for catering…. Full plane, already late, this is rubbish! Hobart will be shut by the time we arrive!

[Scoota 🇦🇺🤙16🏆 @easymmmkay]

As a resident of Phillip Island, I am fucking fuming @JacintaAllanMP
The effect on business & tourism is going to hit hard.
Fuck you at the ballot box bitch. You aren’t getting my vote.

[David Morison @davmoro]

@3AW693 If it happens I can imagine the streets as everyone dances and sings ding dong the witch is gone!

[David Morison @davmoro]

Wowee how many modeling companies are going to call Brook tomorrow to book her in? Twisted bullying, ranting and just poor behaviour, I’m sure companies want to be associated with that type bullshit #MAFSAU