David Alexander

Full time Internet user, Britney Spears enthusiast, creator of @NEKCIMENIJ (he/they)

[David Alexander @davnnh]

@BonnieMcKee one of my fave halloween bops 🔥

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@AndyDO_ this is how i realised they increased it from £3.40 wtf

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@NotAgainBen 😭

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@stipkins idk why she did it like this 😭

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omg she’s dropped another album 😍

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@Stradiwhovius i feel like the general vibe of his character has not aged well

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@stipkins it’s highkey bad. i’ve also been noticing things like how tired the board room set is - if you look at the door or the carpet in the reception area it’s so embarrassing 😭

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is kate middleton in the car with us right now?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kate Middleton has been spotted for the first time since her hospitalization.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

she ate

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the level of mental illness i have to instantly recognise these metal railings

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omg she’s killed shrek and taken over the swamp

[Rita Ora @RitaOra]

Sometimes you gota cut out the things in life that don’t serve you 🍂🥮🤎🌰🐿️🍯

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@ElliXiaQ truly the worst decision ever. whenever someone brings it up i’m devastated all over again

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@ElliXiaQ the worst thing about new US seasons coming out on saturday mornings :(

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@flamencolambada i had one of these last year but it honestly stressed me out more. today i decided to just wing it and found it easier 💀

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@MonopolyPhonic i had no idea she had so many vanilla songs

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@itsmatthooper “MUM lied about a BRAIN”

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@absolutegazelle the song choice for this collaboration though… a historic battle in the idgaf war

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@MonopolyPhonic same, personally I’d have used Oh La La as a lipsync song multiple times by now

[NUMY @IIIIIMCMXCV]

If you want me to stop playing Tension by Kylie Minogue you’re going to have to sedate me