David Hart 🇺🇦

Spiritual leader of the Hart family, financial controller of the household, and occasional tweeter of (un)funny observations.

[David Hart 🇺🇦 @davohart]

@SBS I do love 4mins of adverts when trying to jump back into a WC2026 game…

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@Transperth your services would put a third world country to shame - constant 3-car services on the Mandurah and Yanchep line at peak commute times - every single day. So good you’re helping out the community with the fuel crisis ⭐️ - would not recommend

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@myer - ended up having to click & collect as staff had zero intention of serving customers- only wanted to chat with friends - went back twice and exactly the same non-service. Five stars…

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@Linn_FPL @FPLordOphiuchus

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@jasoncundy05 One hundred And one???? etc.

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@ESPNFC Is this including wages???🤔

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@talkSPORT FFS, teams must be really shitting themselves when they get 3-0 or 4-0 up…

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@BBCSport A cup of tea will make it all better @alexmorgan13 ☕️

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@talkSPORT Depends what you want: world class midfielder in top performing team = KDB. Need someone to drag a team over the line, make the sum of all the parts over-deliver = Stevie G.

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Anything starring Paul Rudd

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Trading Plaices, A Plaice Beyond the Pines, Tench things I hate about you

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@UTDMaestrro @StatmanDave @sofascore Well, maybe 2 times or 5 times better anyway…

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@TheAthleticFC WTAF…I can’t believe people are actually arguing over this, it’s as black & white as the #NUFC kit…

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@jasoncundy05 - what the hell is going on with the #Sportsbar tonight?!?!? A balanced sensible dispationate critique of LFC vs EVE…and then Trevor comes on the phone 🤦

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@FPL_Harry Is it worth KDB ▶️ Fernandez for -4 in GW22? Especially given it’ll be Fernandez ▶️ KDB in GW23. No other squad issues barring injuries…

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@dailystar I sense Malcom Tucker’s hand in all this…#TheThickofIt @trussliz

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@StatmanDave “He’s a Ten, but starts Eriksen at DM…”

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@talkSPORTWSB @nataliesawyer @talkSPORT @alex_crook @Isabellelatifa As an @LFC fan, I can only wish Sadio the best with his move. It’s the equivalent of joining MCFC, PSG or Real Madrid - guaranteed titles for your efforts. Yes, it’s easier, less of a challenge, etc - but looking back - those will mean more than an ‘almost’ 4🏆 season

[David Hart 🇺🇦 @davohart]

@georgieparker @StevenParkes31 @MattDiver17 @madiderozario Watch out @georgieparker, Steven’s three followers will be all over you 😂😂😂

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@mcfcseason You ok?