Dave Johnson

[Bilal Farooqui @bilalfarooqui]

Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.

[Tom Ashbrook @TomAshbrook]

Read this. Think about this. George H.W. Bush's gracious handoff to Bill Clinton. It's beautiful.

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

LIVE on #Periscope: uyield r. https://t.co/SqLZD94Sul

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

LIVE on #Periscope: Ronnie Johnson with Prezence https://t.co/m9eHth6fSG

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

LIVE on #Periscope: The view from the trumpet section... https://t.co/AQH1fOMwZU

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

Once again, I am straddling the horns of dilemma. Is it more prudent to whip, or should I opt for a hearty nae nae?

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

I went to a hooker that had taken quite a long break. She was very rusty. She gave me the worst case of tetanus...

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

Check this out. It is fabulously, undeniably good.
http://t.co/d1pZZR7dzM

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

Overslept or underwoke?

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

What is Godot's deal? We were supposed to hang, but he never showed up. #flakyfolk

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

What is "hobo" short for, and where have they been hiding these days?

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

I'm thinking about becoming an extreme cagefighter. Not so extreme in fighting, moreso in opinion.

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

watching LIVE on #Periscope: Tammy C. LIVE! Inspired Art in the works! OKC 👀🎨😀💜💛💚💙❤️ https://t.co/KjdhK1CZTk

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

https://t.co/NmuyHUEY5D
Groovyness!

[Michael Jackson @michaeljackson]

It’s time! The first ever premiere of "A Place With No Name" right now on Twitter #MJXSCAPE
https://t.co/rRA0KJEBpg

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Cesar Romero prior to filming his surfing scene with Adam West on "Batman", 1967.

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

Great video from a good friend! https://t.co/nNFuq80opq

[marking strangers @markingstranger]

http://t.co/8nDBfSZSpt

[Dave Johnson @davotrpt]

@joerogan Do you suppose that the court reporters of the US Supreme Court refer to themselves by the acronym, "SCROTUS"?