David

I promise..

[‏ً @oluwxtosin]

this dry cleaner dey spoil my cloth, i go dey wash am myself

[♡∘˙˚• @Nayeluv7]

Lazy genius doesn’t exist in college you have to study or your ass retaking that class😭

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

“You couldn’t waterboard this information outta me” I’d tell a girl anything if I thought she would laugh at me and make fun of me for it

[#LTB @_shawtyriri]

You really gotta test your aura sometimes by just saying the most outlandish shit to a baddie and see what happens 😂

[toxxino✩ @Tosingotswag]

OPay go first plaster your account balance every morning before you start any fooling make your mind first dey

[Aseel Swaid @aseelswaid9]

egyptian poem from 3,300 years ago

[Nelo Thinkseeker @Thinkseeker1]

Got all of my assignments done

[iiitsPayday 🪙 @PaydayTheNigga]

Gym shit aside its really just diet

[Sam @ilynem]

Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry

[BG @bgvitofive]

when u peeling the orange and it keep squirting on u #woah #chillma

[loserist @Loseristo]

Every day of my life feels like this

[sweet stuff 💌 @cArTii_01]

Freaky guy wey no guide na creep

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

i don use “how was your day” kill this girl, she no even dey reply me again.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I don calculate everything wey I need to lock in, i realize say I go need lock in to afford the necessary tools wey I wan use lock in 💔

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

girl go get natural beauty on a normal day oo, but when her birthday reach she go pop out with one of the most scariest makeup ever made