para que quiero estar de novia si ayer me junte con mi amiga y me dijo soy tu unica amiga con la que no subis fotos cuando nos juntamos entonces subi una foto de ella y me dijo solo la subiste porque te lo pedi no porque te salio
imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭
"yo your girl got lit up and your homeboy got his arm cut off. Put down the jollof rice and get back over here bruh"
I bet yuta was mad as FUCK on that plane
Fun fact: Kleptomania became a diagnosed psychological disorder because white women were being caught stealing from stores and stealing other people's valuables. They made it a mental illness in order for white women to legally avoid prison time.
The documentary I"my friend the octopus" has the octopus nearly eaten while his "friend" watches without helping and the octopus doesnt fuck with him the same afterwards and dude keeps saying things like "I dont understand why she treats me different"