sam

Don’t bother me, I’m busy.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

I’m not the kind of @Eagles fan who chirps “tHIs iS oUr YEaR” every year…But I’m serious— look out for this team.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

I burned the roof of my mouth on DiGiorno, should I sue?

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

@Phillies I think Harper is bad luck— hate to tell ya.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

Huarache’s are ugly. Imagine actually trying to run. Cinder block soles.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

Even tho my jumper is g a r b a g e

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

I woke up today and wanted to hoop. That is the epitome of BALL IS LIFE.

[Kelvin @Kel__vin_]

Summer is over and kids going back to school I hope and pray God protects them this year…

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

@nbcsnl Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, Janet Jackson, Michael Keaton, John Stamos.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

George Harrison is a seriously underrated guitar player— in the world of RnR. He’s really just a Beatle.. man had some nasty licks..

[evs @evvss20]

i LOVE seeing girls have a good relationship with their mom, i just wish that was me

[Bratz @Bratz]

True 👄

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

absolutely unhinged anti-science take

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

Two missed calls and a text that reads, “called twice”.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

The best part of a great workout is the food😩

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

Things I will never understand: part 7285638

People who take videos of themselves crying.

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

@CaucasianJames It’s the sandals for me

[Ingryd. ♡ @ceofjohnlennon]

paul mccartney making his albums

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

Ma che cazzo fai, stunata?

[Ingryd. ♡ @ceofjohnlennon]

i can't believe people bullied ringo until he had a pedicure 😭

[sam @davyjonesdennis]

“I don’t really like her— she acts too much like a dago” my Nan (a dago herself, talking about her sister)