Davy Ravioli

the type of guy you've gotta spend an hour with before you think im funny

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@the1975 is just @phish, but for girls who don't do drugs

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@ZachWilson you are a shitty mormon with the way you push all of us jets fans to drink

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Why do i need to hear about zach wilson still in every piece of media involving the jets? The zach wilson era is over. They have a new quarterback. Move on

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There comes a day where every EDM boy must grow up and become a BDSM man.

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I feel iced coffee is more of an accessory than a beverage @Starbucks

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@beck @NFL that promo was sick

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Rather than comparing hand sizes and pretending you think I have blue eyes just show me your titties i promise it is a more effective method

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@lowkey_Maine @barstoolsports Do you swim with your nose plugged too?

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@BetterCallSaul @BreakingBad all I ask is that we get a Jesse Pinkman ted talk of him explaining his criminal life and growth, and a short film explaining the disappears backstory

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@MLB super cool of you guys to have a field of dreams game (a movie glorifying a man banned from baseball). Super lame of you guys that you wont allow @PeteRose_14 to be involved(a man who is literally banned from baseball).

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Isn't trader joes kinda just a corporate farmers market? #TraderJoes

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Lebron james just seems like the least fun guy to hang out with

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@BarstoolBigCat This radiates facebook mom energy. Do the minion meme next?

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My favorite songs are the one's where some woman with an angel voice sings the chorus, and then flo rida comes in and obliterates as the beat gets more intense and he just diarrhea's all over it

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@jpmacura sucks at bowling

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@JalenandJacoby Frankly, this is the only time i've been proud to be a jets fan

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@FilmUpdates It should feature one of those fucked up barney songs me and my classmates would sing on the playground in 2005

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My follower count has doubled in the 40 minutes since that last tweet. On my way to world domination much faster than I had thought

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I have the best 2 followers in the world