bby dave

leftist snowflake, silly lil guy, certified hater

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

ran into my intern at a gay club

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[rune sword @runesword1]

the first halfling i see after finding a scroll of scorching ray

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

mentally i'm here

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

when I was a kid I would pray every night begging god to make bulbasaur real

[🎭 @deepfates]

gm

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

this has the potential to tear a gay guy music video night apart

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

One thing I’ve had to unlearn is self sacrifice for its own sake

No one cares or notices if I save them “the best fork” because that’s a gift I made up in my head

You can fill your life with a million sacrifices no one asked you to make, or you can use your favorite fork

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

congratulations!!!!!!!!! you’ve successfully pushed everyone who cares about you away by isolating yourself & being difficult & standoffish & weirdly depressed & awkward & sensitive!!!! do you feel Better now

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Golgi

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

You might think what’s happening in Kansas doesn’t affect you because you’re not trans, but the same government telling us you need ID to vote, is showing us how easy it is for them to take our ID. Wake up.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

White people need to take adderall to open presents