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hey what you up tooth (he/him)

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slutternut squash

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gutted hamster

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just got invited to go and live in a sex house with a kink dungeon #dindins

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soggy wet horny coal

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drinking white wine tonight, lock up your mothers

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just thought a thought that made me so sad I had to laugh out loud

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@amydrewy I didn’t see this tweet

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@amydrewy Another thing about you is that you do not know the famous person I’m about to ask you about

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@amydrewy shut up Mrs Anatomy

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can everyone stop looking at me I’m trying to watch Lost

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just mogged the king, he’s dead

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I’m way more nonchalant than everyone else at Buckingham palace right now

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when I wear a polo shirt I’m always disappointed in the size of my moustache (should be larger)

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just so you and the good lord will be aware… I shall be watching lots of Lost today

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I would describe the pastries from co-op as well made but mismanaged

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emilys gone mouldy

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@amydrewy ok Melissa will do

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@amydrewy what’s going on with your posts girl

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no lady gaga tickets it’s the end for me

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@amydrewy right well that’s you off the frisbee team

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I have got to get good at frisbeeing

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In my dream last night someone complimented my grammar