dawa Ya Goliath

[dawa Ya Goliath @dawayagoliath]

Usipojituma Utatumwa na Utatumika.

[Wale Gates @walegates]

He told the story better here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Samsung should give their handler a proper salary raise because this is top tier humor & sarcasm 😂😂😂😂😂.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"millenials walikuwa wanaita sharp boys devil worshippers"

[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

Kenyan collaborators back then vs now - Home Guard

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Mkifika kwa illegal Indians, bora msiguze Shiksha Arora hao wengine they can back to Gujarat.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A mother asked her kids to reenact how the three of them ended up on top of the wardrobe.

[sofia @sofiatieger]

Finally‼️Somebody caught the explanation on video😭

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

Hivi exactly. This exactly. Hivi ndio tunafikiria 😂

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Guys we want to change the country and this is not how to.

[dawa Ya Goliath @dawayagoliath]

Kuna hii trend pale clock app ya “ I broke up with Him years ago, I wonder how He is now” inanimaliza deadlii😅😅😅 kwanza kenyan version ni crazy.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Once in a blue moon, Kameme FM does a God’s Job. This morning, they forced Samson Kandindi Kanyoro to swallow his own vomit. He tried sweating, breathing heavily, wiping his nose and deflecting, but there was nowhere to hide….

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Since Ben Githae amelalia Kazi , let’s promote this wantam song to be our slogan song!!
Wantam!!

[Yasin @ItsYasin_]

Ndindi Nyoro asks the president to suspend the constitution for 6 months and rule with an iron fist.
This one is not an option bwana.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

I've seen Leo Karen Nyamu talking about Mount Kenya West venye ni watu wa Ndindi Nyoro, nikajiambia Ruto is not stupid, he is always ahead of us. How many MPs does the opposition have? How many will the opposition have beyond 2027?

Moles wa Ruto wa Mount Kenya will eventually leave UDA...hata Ruto will tell them to leave. Some will join Nyoro's party, while some will join DCP.

Na UDA Mount Kenya, you can't even win an MCA seat. Ruto already knows he won't get votes huko, but he needs MPs. If he loses the next general elections, an impeachment motion against the Deputy President na President zinaingia within the 1st year.

To get rid of Ruto for good, we need MPs and Senators. Lazima tufagie watu wote who voted yes for the Finance Bill. The likelihood yao of being moles is very high. Mtu saa hii akijoin the opposition and he voted yes for the Finance Bill, tumpeleke nyumbani roho safi 2027.

[𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 @KyaloFactFile]

Hii ukiskia, when it's 7: 45am and you need to get to work by 8.00, trust me, you'll make it in time, 😂😂

[Random World Ψ @randomworldke]

I knew one sharp Kenyan was gonna connect the dots. I always say Mulima people was not hating on Nyoro. They have this information before hand. His mentor mentored him to be like him 😸😹

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Be anything in life but not the vulture. Make sure you are among the first to eat.

[Nicki Bigfish @nickiBIGFISH]

HEHA Movers

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

"Let me see your phone," aje sasa na wewe umekuja kama umejipanga,...ngoja pia Mimi nidelete kwanza😂

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Hi, I am President Ruto.