David

A tall sassy child

[David @dawg117]

Yes my dance at the wedding was a gummy worm they are a very good listener

[David @dawg117]

Can I get one of those wheelchairs with the springs like the kids toys where if you pull be back I’ll go flying

[David @dawg117]

@patabot Sagittarius and tiger 👀 so like a tiger centaur?

[David @dawg117]

Someone called me jason momoa today and I’m gonna ride that high for the rest of my life

[David @dawg117]

I lost at wordle …. Does this mean I die…. Are they coming for me…..

[David @dawg117]

You ever realize the earth is just in early access

[David @dawg117]

There is no prettier sight than a pillar of haze flowing out of a venue that’s when you know it’s gonna be a good show

[David @dawg117]

On todays episode of how do I confuse retail workers my shopping list consisted of 1 metal fork

[David @dawg117]

I’m not distracted… I’m just doing side quests! Come fight me I’ll be over-leveled

[David @dawg117]

@madeon Can’t wait 🙌🙌🙌

[David @dawg117]

This jar lived it’s entire life, had a family, a wife, kids, got shipped to a thrift store and shattered by a 22 year old man at 2 in the afternoon on a Monday! I am currently in mourning the funeral will be at 5 if you need me I will be cleaning up glass shards in aisle 4

[David @dawg117]

Are you fortifying your milk

[David @dawg117]

I need more wildly over complicated puzzle games in my life I’m currently deciphering a base 5 numbering system… I think … or I’m lost… the point is I’m having fun

[David @dawg117]

If your late enough to a party then your just on time for a different party staring new and different friends

don’t be late find the party that’s on time for you

Live mas

[David @dawg117]

I’m making a new rule no one can use me for my height for free. If I’m gonna be reduced to a vector I’m at least making minimum wage

[David @dawg117]

@k_c5555 "It Matters Not how many bullets you fire so long as gun go brrr enough that people die" - Confucius (Probably)

[David @dawg117]

Sometimes you crack your neck and feel fine and other times you crack your kneck and see into the future

[David @dawg117]

Starbucks giving out side quests now?

[David @dawg117]

I prefer all my dates to come from the craft section of a local Walmart

[David @dawg117]

Getting back to working on set designs 🙌