formally lukasvaughnbeck

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

i can’t believe they took me down

[John Linkerton @JLinkerton]

@stoogie @dawg640

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Dad and I crushed a thirty rack and three js on the boat today. Happy holidays

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@EvanL34828 This isn’t possible

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Happy juneteenth to my favorite black people @bigballerspimp @MaadiqF1973

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Fuck I miss holding my nutsack on a dirty couch with my buddies

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

I love seeing people take jobs as “account executives” in Chicago just to make 35k plus “uncapped commission”

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@EvanL34828 Idk how much longer I can jerk off before my dick falls off

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

One month till I start fulltime and it cannot come any quicker

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@JLinkerton You’re moving to Seattle. We’re all around. You’re dead

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@EvanL34828 @AmiriKing Food

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@bigballerspimp They’re lying

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@JLinkerton @glizzy__goblin_ @myballshanglow1 @NimmyJhewtron67 @bigballerspimp Not us tho twin we up @EvanL34828

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Tombstone has one of the greatest casts of any movie ever

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@bigballerspimp The top fuckers make so much money it’s actually insane

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@bigballerspimp Drunk fest week, then Germany week

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Day two of post grad stats: jerked off till I bled, arm day completed, 5 episodes of house of dragon watched, and 874 reels watched (65 sent to others) WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@MaadiqF1973 That’s the plan. Clubs are at school going up tom to save them

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@myballshanglow1 @MaadiqF1973 Oh I’m sure you guys are having a grand time thumbing each other

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

@myballshanglow1 The fuck have you been doing

[formally lukasvaughnbeck @dawg640]

Don’t start full time till July what the FUCK am I supposed to do