“Watching Golden Bachelor before Bachelor in Paradise is like having to eat your vegetables before you get dessert” -My boyfriend #GoldenBachelor#bachelorinparadise
"You’re sick with grief? You might want to put down that fish taco. You’re getting your melancholy everywhere."
YOU'RE A FUCKING LEGEND, GERRI! #Succession
My boyfriend just told me that he doesn’t wear headphones at the gym. Absolutely unhinged behavior. To make matters worse, he said he sings along to the music playing over the speaker system. Send help!
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the girls’ night pics go from pictures at a bar/party to pictures seated around a table at a medium fancy restaurant
Receiving cute text messages from someone you like is nice and all, but NOTHING beats sending a breakup text and getting a reply that says “I am glad you said that, I felt the same way.” Like YES! We both don’t like each other!