BURNER

27

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

This is what a five-star tight end is supposed to look like. Safety in coverage. Doesn’t matter. Ball on the wrong shoulder. Doesn’t matter. Gotta get a foot down. No problem.

Ian Premer. He will be good.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Juvenile elephants went on a killing spree.

No poachers. No food shortage.

They were murdering rhinos, attacking jeeps, and fighting each other.

The cause? The older bull elephants, the fathers, weren’t there.

Once the bulls arrived, the chaos stopped almost instantly.

Chris Williamson uses this Kruger National Park story to show what happens without mature male guidance.

Powerful parallel for humans too.

What do you think this says about the importance of fathers in society?

[𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒹𝒶 @magdalenacals]

never kill yourself because one day you’ll go to church with your husband and baby in the morning and then get coffee afterwards and then take baby to his first baseball game and you’ll be so in love and you’ll have so many laughs and it’ll be one of your favorite days ever

[Terry McCutchen @TBMccutchen]

Great stories out of Great Bend, KS. You’ll experience the full range of emotions. @The_Wardo_GB was a great guest. @JayhawkLeague teams, hmu to join me. Listen to the end-thank me later! @FoulsnBatFlips @NBCBaseball @CurvedBrim

https://t.co/ZlPOYDAi2v

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Well I suppose I learned last summer that life is short, definitely too short for holding grudges.  So when @GamebredFighter said he wanted to sit down and break bread of course I took him up on it.  Today he came to Wisconsin, sat down had some dinner and chatted it up.  Turns out we have more in common than different 👊👊👊  Felt great to bury the hatchet and make a new friend.  Life is too short to hold grudges, bury hatchets and move one with your life.  So glad Jorge was able to come to Wisconsin today.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Joe Rogan: "There was a headline that said, 'If you’re unvaccinated, it might be time to make your end-of-life will… And then the same magazine, years later 'COVID vaccines may cause heart damage.' Same exact magazine."

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ben @MrGoodlyCooks]

I don’t follow hockey, but this had me tearing up. They brought their teammate’s (who was killed by a drunk driver) kids out onto the ice with their dad’s jersey to celebrate the moment. 🥹

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Too Big
Too Strong
Too American

Let’s go USA 🇺🇸

[Burch @braden_burcham_]

The Mario Chalmers shot (2008)

Kansas vs Memphis National Championship
https://t.co/1WGeoo3Cnp

[Max Hofmeyer @hoffy8121]

Dudes rock because this account was made days ago, has 9 posts, and over 70k followers

We really are simple creatures

[Burch @braden_burcham_]

It’s time to have the Bill Self Coach of the year talk. Dude wakes up every morning not knowing if Darryn Peterson is going to suit up, and he has the Jayhawks looking like the best team in all of college basketball. Straight up GANGSTA

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wild: Giants QB Jameis Winston revealed that he GAVE UP S*X during his contract year.

“I was doing this freakin celibacy thing… like literally refraining from s*x.”

He even bought another house to avoid his wife.

😭😭😭

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

The burden that most men carry‼️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“The height of male friendship is being able to sit with another guy and not talk, and be comfortable” @BarstoolYak

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

may your house have no sickness, no death, & no evil in 2026. amen

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

GROK SAVES A MAN’S LIFE AFTER ER MISSES NEAR-RUPTURED APPENDIX

A 49-year-old man says Grok, the AI built by Elon’s xAI, saved his life after an ER doctor misdiagnosed a near-ruptured appendix as acid reflux and sent him home.

In agony for 24 hours, the man turned to Grok for help.

After listing his symptoms, the AI flagged a “perforated ulcer or atypical appendicitis” and told him to go back immediately and demand a CT scan.

He copied Grok’s reasoning, returned to the hospital, insisted on the scan, and doctors found an inflamed appendix on the verge of rupture.

Six hours later, it was removed, and the man woke up laughing under anesthesia, pain-free.

He later revealed he didn’t tell doctors that Grok had advised him, claiming instead that “his sister, a nurse,” had urged the test, worried they’d ignore AI input.

The post went viral, with users calling Grok’s intervention proof that AI can spot what overworked doctors miss.

Some even said they’d “welcome AI doctors if it meant better care.”

Elon has long predicted AI-powered medicine would arrive before most expect.

After this? It might already be here.

Source: @Teslarati

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“I do actually think that the @Internetinvite was the best piece of sports entertainment I’ve ever watched on YouTube” -@PFTCommenter

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher faces surprise resistance to atheism as his guest shares why he believes in a higher power.

MAHER: “I’m not one of those touchy-feely guys. I’m an atheist. I don’t believe in religion.”

YUNGBLUD: “I don’t know, man… The amount of magic that I come across or feel… when you step outside in front of 20,000 people — I just think it can’t be just that’s just it. Something, somewhere, there’s a higher power. That’s what I think. I think I’ve seen too much love and magic and unexplainable [things].”

By the end of it, Maher might not have been convinced to believe in God, but you could tell he was taking a hard second look at his own beliefs.