David Alan Whitman

Saints. Pelicans. LSU. Dodgers. #KCCO Monroe, LA ➡️ Orange County, CA ✈️

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@DeacsAtDiolis LSU fans love to be hated. Thanks for stirring the pot. Sorry you can’t beat LSU in Omaha. Go suck your thumb about being drafted in the 11th round AND RETURNING TO COLLEGE, while the tigers produce 1st round picks every year. You’re big mad because YOU didn’t get offered by LSU

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@jimmyfallon what is this band about? His privates are clearly out enough for @nbc TO BLUR. Distasteful at best. 0/10 from a nightly viewer.

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@lynchsvision Leave it to sex tape Xavier to love it!🤷‍♂️😂😂

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@2KSupport @Ronnie2K y’all owe me 200,000 VC. Xbox series S. My internet is hardwired at 1 Gbps speed. Gamertag @HOTDOGSnFIFA

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

Thank you @latelateshow for the last 8 years. James, you will be missed deeply in our home. We consider you a friend, we tuned in every night after getting children off to bed. No matter how early we had to work, we stayed up to watch you. Thank you for bringing joy to our fam.❤️

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Gifting someone a scented candle is the nicest way to say “Hi your house stinks.” #WeTweet

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

#GOATBlackFriday2022 https://t.co/q3BguJHZ0o

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

#GOATBlackFriday2022 https://t.co/q3BguJHZ0o

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@JacobMalone1 Solid call. Agreed. Anytime before that would just be weird.

[Cam Jordan @camjordan94]

You don’t say 🧔🏾👀👀

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@madisonkaylynn Only if you read one paragraph before switching to the next book.

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@BSTeGz let’s take it back to VBA on 2k13. Nobody could mess with our Atlanta hawks players.

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@Ronnie2K @NBA2K dudes in the neighborhood that are 99 overall on drop day. It’s been this way for years. Fix it. Thanks.

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@DaneCook I loved you in Van Wilder. Your stand-up sets were on at every college party I ever went to. But you will always be Waffle Man to me. #MysteryMen circa 1999

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@SportsCenter So the Mets hate their own fan base now?? 🤔

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

All that’s left for 2021 is a heads up spelling bee between @POTUS and @GeorgeWBush__ . Put it on PPV. @barstoolsports I need a +/- line on the book. I’d rather watch this than @ufc

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

ssɐ ʞɔıʞ sı ʎɐpsɹnɥ⊥ ɹnoʎ ǝdoɥ ⅋ sɹǝʞɔnɟ noʎ ɟo llɐ ǝʌol ƃuıʞɔnɟ ı ,ƃuıuɹoɯ poo⅁

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

#NBAFinals I’m not a fan of either team, but SO many missed calls down the stretch. Ref’s gotta do better than this.🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Alan Whitman @dawhitman]

@MLBTheShow I’m being kicked out of RTTS consistently and I’m losing the xp as well as stubs earned throughout. What’s the deal?!