Alex

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Trying to get a haircut in GTA 6 but you didn’t buy the Ultimate edition.

[Vic Mackey @AmeenHus]

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Dear Canada-

If you want to join the United States, we have a few rules.

1. The leaf flag must go.
2. Firearm possession must go up by 500% per household.
3. Justin Trudeau must be exiled to Cuba to be with his ancestry.
4. You will be referred to as snow Mexicans.

Sounds like a deal?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

The FOX News Decision Desk projects former President Donald Trump will be the 47th president, defeating Vice President Kamala Harris. Trump makes history with a political comeback, becoming the first president since Grover Cleveland in the 1800s to return to office after a defeat — a rare twist that highlights his influence in American politics.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter

[LearningTheLaw ✝️ @Mangalawyer]

The six Concord players worldwide in the middle of a match when Sony pulled the game out of existence.

[WorldSpirit @incelcommune]

Never kill yourself.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi, most decorated player with 45 titles including one more Copa América from tonight! ✨

[Alex @dawn_4k]

@Sonic_tims @SuperMartin777 @ShitpostGate He’s Guatemalan lol

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🎭🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe’s mask is ready.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Doge Meme dog, Kabosu has died.

She was 18 years old.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

BAYER LEVERKUSEN COMPLETE AN INVINCIBLE BUNDESLIGA SEASON 🏆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚫️🏆 Bayer Leverkusen win the Bundesliga title for the FIRST time in their history!

74 goals scored, 19 goals conceded, ZERO defeats.

Insane job by Xabi Alonso and this group of fantastic players.

Congratulations, @bayer04fussball! ✨

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I have as low an opinion of Biden as you can possibly have and yet this is so outrageously evil that I had to check to make sure it was real. It is. Our “catholic” president has chosen the highest holiday on the Christian calendar to celebrate transgenderism. This man is a demon.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

President Bukele nukes a BBC reporter for criticizing his tough crime crackdown in El Salvador:

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

didn’t know being the man was against the law

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 73 The Vladimir Putin Interview

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro did not let that slide😭