Dawn Coxwell Writer

Writer, Filmmaker and Comedian.

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

If you're enjoying my photo work on X, you might like to know I have a ko-fi page where followers are able to support the artists they enjoy with a small tip for a coffee. Photo work is merely a hobby, so any support is appeciated!
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[Benoit Blanc Enjoyer @BenoitBlancFan]

The only bad thing that would come from Kier Starmer no longer being prime minister is that we'll get less of George Fouracres parodying him on SNL UK

[Dawn Coxwell Writer @DawnECoxwell]

Defiant nuns flee care home for their abandoned convent in the Alps
https://t.co/2EXvEajwgJ

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

Now the weather’s improving, Joan and I are thinking of signing up to evening classes. I quite fancy Political Patchwork but Joan’s looking at Module One Cannibalism. Personally I don’t think her dentures are up to it.

[Dawn Coxwell Writer @DawnECoxwell]

… and break your hip 😬

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

https://t.co/3bUPsGw7FL
You go girls! Show the youngsters how we used to do it in the 60s! Sadly, these days it’s ‘Turn on, tune in, drop out and drop off’.

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

I must say, everyone’s made a real effort with their fancy dress for the #Coronation tea dance. Mrs Dibby’s come as Queen Camilla, Mr Gooch is wearing huge fake ears and Bridget’s dressed her King Charles Spaniel as a tampon.
J

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

Oh it’s SO exciting at the retirement home this morning! The dining room’s all set up for the #Coronation buffet, the day room’s covered with bunting and flags for the tea dance - and they’ve put extra incontinence pads in the toilet!
B

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

It was well worth getting up at 5 this morning to put our tent up, wasn’t it Joan? We’ll have a wonderful view of the #Coronation tomorrow!
B

Yes it would be, Bridget. If we hadn’t just been banned from the Day Room for blocking everyone else’s view of the television. 😬
J

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

Charles lll will be my FIFTH monarch! Can you believe it, Joan? #coronation 
B

No I can’t believe it, Bridget. Count again. I think you’ll find you’ve forgotten Edward Vll. And Queen Victoria.
J

[BRIDGET & JOAN’S DIARY @BridgetandJoan]

I’m SO excited Joan! Only TWO sleeps until the #Coronation 🥳
B

Or in your case, 222 🙄
J

[Dawn Coxwell Writer @DawnECoxwell]

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[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

Nothing wrong with breakfast this morning. It never turned up. Let’s see if there’s a lunch

[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

Sunday lunch today. Don’t think Toby Carvery have much to worry about…
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[Morning Star @M_Star_Online]

Millions of pensioners face ‘winter from hell’ as temperatures drop below freezing

https://t.co/wvsTlmbWMp

[Dawn Coxwell ✍🏻 💙 @DawnCoxwell]

.@BorisJohnson’s version of ‘delivery’ is throwing your parcel into a garden three streets away and choosing ‘unable to deliver as recipient was not at home’ on the tracking. #Boris #BorisJohnsonOut

[Dawn Coxwell ✍🏻 💙 @DawnCoxwell]

Les Eton Messerables @jamieoliver #EtonMess

[Dawn Coxwell ✍🏻 💙 @DawnCoxwell]

Don’t think I’ll bother entering the next Omaze draw #MuckyMansion

[Royal Hospital Chelsea @RHChelsea]

Some exciting opportunities have arisen for an Activity Centre Co-ordinator and an Activity Assistant. These roles present a unique opportunity to positively contribute to the well-being of the Chelsea Pensioners.

For more information and to apply, visit https://t.co/xhNJnrg7Bm

[The RHS @The_RHS]

Build has finally begun for this year's #RHSChelsea!

Chelsea Pensioners Dewi Treharne and Roy Palmer are helping the show on its way with a lovely selection of seasonal plants.

Limited tickets are still available, book yours now:
https://t.co/dN6hlhWsGw

@RHChelsea

[Dawn Coxwell Writer @DawnECoxwell]

What do you have on your pancakes? Good old lemon and sugar every time here 😋 and a cup of tea, of course #excited

[Dawn Coxwell ✍🏻 💙 @DawnCoxwell]

Happy #PancakeDay 🥞 @Nigella_Lawson’s American Breakfast Pancake batter all ready to go here! (Double quantity OBVIOUSLY because there are TWO of us) 😙😉 #twofortuesday