ball of nope

Nattering on about movies, gaming, the world and everything else. Sometimes silly. Co-host of @genre_graveyard and the @womenincaskets podcast. She/Her.

[cael☀️ @kingcael]

calamity | downfall

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TOGO IM SO SORRY TOGO I LOVE YOU

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

I’m so sorry but Balto didn’t deliver diphtheria serum to sick children via sled in 1925 just for us to charge thousands for vaccines and withhold them from entire populations a century later

[Boogie Woogie Bugle Meat🎆 @meatsical]

I’m sorry

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

When the Druid rolls a nat 20 on stealth.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

I miss my online RP friends. I know I do not have the bandwidth to online RP. I don’t know where they all scattered to over the years.

If you know me and we haven’t interacted for years, I still think about you and miss you. I’m sorry, I should have been better.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

You know, the one good thing about the launch of the latest AI “product” is that it’s bringing me a whole new crop of exploiters and manipulators to block.

[Pim! @PimsCrypt]

I have no idea what this is about but it’s a SulMatul video so HELL YEAH LETS GOOOOOO

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

As someone who does not know the lore, this is absolutely accurate to my experience trying learn the lore.

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

@yacobg42 So there’s actually a codec call you can hear in 4 that explains the whole twin snakes motorcycle plotline, but it’s hard to condense it down into 260 characters, so sorry if this takes too many tweets. So in 1943 the British military began Operation Mincemeat, which was a (1/?)

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

Oh Facebook, you wound me. Flashback whiplash is a bitch.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

@JuliaSerano To get around the bra ads, I muted the links as they’re mostly the same. For a few that didn’t have obvious links, I muted some of the specific text. Haven’t seen one since (knocks on wood).

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

THE MOST ACCURATE

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

@aorticinkwell And so many different bots promoting them. And the net cast is so large I’d have to reverse time to get away. Like, I am a human above 30, that’s the ad criteria when I looked one of them up.

I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE 70 YR OLD NANA THAT INVENTED A BRA I JUST WANT TO DOOMSCROLL.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

@aorticinkwell Or it’s 4 other variants.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

This is why I don’t drink often, all the brilliantly bad ideas strike at once and even my cats are looking at me side-eye.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

Drunk me is still awake and rearranging furniture. It’s 5:30 in the morning.

Sober me is gonna be so pissed.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

@PhillyMovieNerd It’s so hard to keep track sometimes.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

Oops, way past drunk me had left a few things in the cart the last time we logged in, didn’t we? Not complaining, past me had good taste, but that was a larger check-out than anticipated. Sober me will not be happy.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

Sober me: Why can’t you buy silly things I can get angry about?

Drunk me: Lawn bad, need trim. Exercise- wanna be eco-friend, no-motor, push-push mower.

Sober me: I can’t exactly argue about that-

Drunk me: Mmmm, Criterion new releases.

Sober me: And there it is.

[ball of nope @dawnpuppet]

I HAVE DIABOLIK CREDIT. OMG. DRUNK ME WINS.