Its 95 degrees & all this week. My diaper is catching all my sweaty ass. I think what im going to do is save it for when my sissy friend comes over tomorrow. Im going to soak it & go outside for a nice walk before he gets here. Then stuff his face in it & make him wear it! 😈💦
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