*NEW COLUMN*
It felt like Britain was turning (literally!) to s**t – then our greatest Queen died and we remembered what made Britain great. https://t.co/7jffyaqTaV
"2 Americans died from Covid in the time you've been listening to me speak. Another 2 will die in the next 5 minutes. An expected 500 dead total for the day."
Let's not give Biden a pass for "the pandemic is over." Imagine if Trump said it?
My monologue:
"Stoicism. Resilience. Dignity. Humility. Strength of character. Not playing the victim."
Piers Morgan lists the values the late Queen represented that he thinks the whole nation can learn from.
@piersmorgan | @TalkTV
This procession is spectacular & spine-tingling. A stunning display of pageantry & military precision for our greatest Monarch. Just sensational.
These magnificent 1st Battalion Grenadier Guard pallbearers have been done their Queen and country proud. Incredible job under hugely stressful conditions.
So like I thought, you don’t have the guts to repeat your disgusting slurs about the Queen to someone who would hold you to account for them. You’re not just a disgrace but a cowardly disgrace.
I definitely want to interview you. I'd like you to try repeating to my face that you hoped the Queen died in 'excruciating pain.' But I suspect like most vile 'woke' trolls, you won't have the guts. Do you?
Oh shut up, you clowns. You have no understanding about how we Brits feel about our great Queen, or you’d stop click-baiting all this negative garbage.
The timing of Biden killing Zawahiri days after Trump and Tucker yukked it up at a Saudi-funded golf tournament where Trump said he was still trying to get to the bottom of 9/11 was…well…oof.
Gotta hand it to the guys in the Writers’ Room. Didn’t see this one coming.
Me: "Are there any top moderate Democrats in your new party?"
Forward Party co-founder Christine Todd Whitman: "Yes actually we do but you have to go to the website."
Me: "Can you name one?"
CTW: "I can't, just because I am terrible with names."
Watch:
NEW: Donald Trump is trashing Ron DeSantis in private as an ingrate with a "dull personality" and no realistic chance of beating him in a potential 2024 showdown, sources who've recently talked to the former president about the Florida governor tell Axios.
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