First World Problems

I help people with problems they have, but mostly I just create them. #FirstWorldProblems #RichWorldProblems

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Just finished 8 hours worth of work in one hour. Now I have to wait another 7 hours to go home. :/

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"Coke, please." "Is Pepsi ok?" *Sigh* "Fine.." #FirstWorldProblems

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The mornings are kind of chilly but all of my coats I like are too warm. #firstworldproblems

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It's not 420 anymore. #firstworldproblems

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I accidentally opened Internet Explorer and had to wait for it to finish opening before I could close it. #FirstWorldProblems

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My cell phone autocorrects "haha" to "hahaha", so people think I find them funnier than I actually do. #FirstWorldProblems

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I'm too nerdy to go with regular people, but I'm too regular to be with nerdy people. #FirstWorldProblems

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Even after 11 years, every time I say, "its hot in here." someone still suggests I take all my clothes off. #FirstWorldProblems

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Due to my use of proper grammar and reluctance to abbreviate words I find it difficult to send a text message under the 160 character limit.

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Turn off all of the lights, Run to bed like a ninja so no monsters will attack you. #FirstWorldProblems

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When it's quiet, I remember something funny and I make a fool out of my self for randomly bursting into laughter. #FirstWorldProblems

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That awkward moment when you realized they were waving at the person *behind* you #FirstWorldProblems

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Walk into something and say sorry to it. #wealthytroubles

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Scrolling down through music on iPhone... Accidentally hit all songs button on bottom of screen. #firstworldproblems #richworldproblems

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Hit your leg on something. Feel like you got shot. #FirstWorldProblems

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Set alarm on iPhone to wake you up. Realize your headphones were in after you wake up late. #FirstWorldProblems

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Hair is perfect. Realize you don't plan on leaving the house today. #FirstWorldProblems

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Friend: "Hey! Guess what !?" You: "What?" Friend: "Nevermind." #FirstWorldProblems

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Bagel toasted on one side. Other side still cold. #FirstWorldProblems

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No one posts on your Facebook wall. A week later it's your birthday. A billion posts on your Facebook wall. #FirstWorldProblems