Dawson

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm deleting pictures from my gallery but I scroll a little too deep in and find pictures from when everything was perfect

[Hillbilly HODL @Shawan4Freedom]

Someone who founded PayPal, built a car company and sends rockets into space becoming a trillionaire isn’t weird. Public servants making $174k becoming millionaires is.
Change my mind.

[Dawson @daws0nM]

@griffisu

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

R.I.P. Oliver Tree 🕊️

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

"Ojalá que nuestros hijos hereden tus ojos"

2 años después:

"¿Desea eliminar las 8.167 fotos?"

[Zhu Su @zhusu]

Kim Jong Un should start an X account. Feel like his tweets would go pretty hard.

[🦂finn @dogsmellsgood]

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

When I have to pee and I see an ant hill

[Dawson @daws0nM]

The tunnels in Omaha were widely used for this! Crazy to read about if you look them up

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan visibly rattled after playing an old Tim Dillon video.

[Dawson @daws0nM]

@MUKIDEZA2 Great movie!

[Dawson @daws0nM]

@Not_The_Same_US @Osinttechnical Did you actually? That’s fucking awesome. They may actually find it now since they’re digging for all of the B2s they’ve shot down recently

[RiverOaksGuy @Bowtiedplayer]

Imagine being Iran's leadership right now

You once were the feared boogie man of the Middle East. Instead, you get the complete shit kicked out of you for 5 weeks straight, your entire navy sunk, your supreme leader killed, and you FINALLY shoot down 1 plane

This is finally your moment. You can parade the pilot on TV and use him as negotiating leverage

But instead, Air Force Pararescue puts boots on the ground on your home turf, we basically build a whole patrol base including a Forward Air Refueling Point, kill hundreds of your dudes, something goes wrong with one of the C-130s at the FARP on our way out, we're not even cortisol spiked so we simply just fly in another plane and blow up the old one instead of even bothering to do any maintenance just because of how much money we have that we can simply buy a new plane

Good grief. I haven't seen a beatdown this bad since Will Stancil got molested by Grok. This is honestly embarrassing for the IRGC at this point. That was LITERALLY your home territory where you know all the terrain and have home field advantage, we have never done real boots on the ground operations in Iran before, and you still lost.

Everyone throw up the set right now

[Sarah Sizzle @sizzle_sarah]

This may be one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life

[Dawson @daws0nM]

@bran26795 @KouichiYan61008 I’ve heard they save the last bullet for the goat…

[tian @catwithnowings]

Monday: fuck
Tuesday: fuck
Wednesday: fuck
Thursday: fuck
Friday: fuck
Saturday: good
Sunday: i want to die

[Dawson @daws0nM]

The Japanese are America’s closest ally, no doubt about it

[スーパー左嫌人極右@ジャンプ派 @RX_9999_2]

俺たち日本人は休日にデカい肉食って排気ガス出まくりのマッスルカー(スポーツカー)乗り回して女の子と遊びまくって、それでも平日は家族の為に汗水垂らして働くムキムキマッチョなアメリカ人のおっちゃんたちが大好きなんだ

だからそのままでいてくれ、DEIとかSDGsとかなんかに負けないでくれ

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I want my tax dollars going to building a giant ICBM arsenal and I want any country that even looks at Japan impolitely to be turned into radioactive glass

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I would never forgive a woman for cheating but I will fully forgive Japan for Pearl Harbor. We all make mistakes

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…