Sober Dawson: I canโt afford that.
Drunk Dawson: Fuck it, Iโll take 3.
Where the fuck does drunk Dawson get his damn money? Always leaving Sober Daws broke as shit. What an asshole.
Got way to drunk and started buying stupid shit off amazon. Like funny gag gifts. Stocking stuffer shit. But for everything I bought Iโd put in a different address to send it to. If I know your address I hope you like your stocking stuffer๐๐ป