Dawson A. Ness

Social Studies Teacher, Esports Enthusiast, and Friend Haver (He/Him) BLM

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Happy Spooktober. Time to watch ''Over the Garden Wall'' now. #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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I have created controversial art. #Splatoon3

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@KAZELSAUCE Gimme Head

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“Mr. Ness, you’re the type of teacher to sell Flintstone Vitamins to students in the school bathroom”

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So today I found out that ice is a rock. I gotta take another two year break from Twitter.

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@versacejorts @electrick27 @Michaelpros I think you are wrong

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Michelob Golden Light is a beautiful beer. That’s all…

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Okay I’m working for the Parks department and I’m teaching government summer school classes. When can I submit the paperwork to become Leslie Knope?

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Yes, I am coming up with a unit plan for Ancient China. Yes, I am listening to a playlist of songs created as boss battle themes for those pictures of people wearing tubas as armor. Yes, I can teach you the secrets of infinite productivity.

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Big thanks to the student that sends me appropriate memes attached to their online assignments. :)

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@Alpharad My OC: is Colonel Sanders Kong. He is a Vietnam vet who does not support Donkey Kong’s political extremism. Also he gets a hat in season two

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“So, Dawson, what are you most excited for today? Is it the snowball dance, singing with the Duluth Superior Symphony Orchestra, or getting dialect lessons from a professional coach?” Me: eating chocolate chip pancakes

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Hey guys, sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. Just wanted to let you know that I had chocolate chip pancakes today. That is all.

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New apartment = making my own chocolate chip pancakes

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College Update: there are chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast today. My birthday wish has come true. #blessed

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I can be having a terrible day, but chocolate chip pancakes will always make me feel great #pancakeproverbs

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College Update: my pancakes actually have chocolate chips. This is a #blessed day

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You know that you're in safe hands when you fishtail and drift out of a parking lot and your driver says "Mario Cart"

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College update: almost cried when I realized my chocolate chip pancakes were actually blueberry pancakes

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So @LarsonKylie 's senior pictures came in today 😍😍😍💖💖💖😭😭😭👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼